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Parkay Edam!
- "Seize The Dyslexic Dairy Products!"

Well, in case anyone was wondering, I have had a couple of minor format changes in my life. The free-wheeling, often bizarrely single turtle has secured bragging rights over two turtlettes... "Princess" Dannie, and Megan "the Bae". Fortunately, I got the deluxe package that came with the "Mommy" accessory and the dream house. As of today, Dannie is 4 years old and has whizzed right past her class in such courses as coloring in the lines, advanced scissor techniques and use of questions as semi-lethal weapons. MeggieMoo is 14 months, going on 15, and has proven herself in the use of Nilla Wafers as urban camoflage, fitting round objects into square holes and the defensive high-pitched shrill. My girls can look out for themselves, and as the grandmas have stated in unspoken volumes, we are the adults, and are therefore optional.

That's okay, though. I've learned that as an adult, we get to enjoy naps more... Something kids just don't understand as well as they eventually will. I used to think cats were lazy. Now I know they were just born with thirtysomething sensibilities. I've also figured out that it doesn't matter how bad you mess up, as long as other people don't have to hurt because of it... just don't do anything stupid thinking messing up is a way of life. It's a way of finding forgiveness in yourself after you've found out what DOESN'T work. Not to mention any specifics, but let's just say that it's better to have loved and lost than never to have been caught by animal control dressed as a gecko in a leisure suit trying to dig a nest by the water leak in hopes of... (blink, blink) ...I've said too much, haven't I?

Well, let's just say I've learned my lesson, and that fortunately for me, the costume was tax deductable. Now, for the part that both of you have been waiting for: The rules...

And the winner is!



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