Bart's Crank Calls to
Bart's Crank Calls to Moe's appeared in the following episodes:
"Moaning Lisa" (2/11/90):
Moe: "Hello, Moe's Tavern..."
Bart: "Is Jacques there?"
Moe: "Who?"
Bart: "Jacques. Last name Strap."
Moe: "Hold on." (Calling out) "Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!"
"Some Enchanted Evening" (5/13/90)
Moe: "Hello, Moe's Tavern."
Bart: "Hello, is Al there?"
Moe: "Al?"
Bart: "Yeah, Al. Last name Kaholic."
Moe: "Phone call for Al. Al Kaholic. Is there an Al Kaholic here?"
"One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Bluefish (1/24/91)
Moe: "Hello, Moe's Tavern--brithplace of the Rob Roy."
Bart: "Is Seymour there? Last name Butts."
Moe: "Just a sec." (Calling out) "Hey, is there a Butts here? Seymour Butts? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butts!"
Moe: (Catching on) "Hey, wait a minute. Listen you little scum-sucking puss-bucket. When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!"
"Principle Charming" (2/14/91)
Moe: "Hello, Moe's Tavern..."
Bart: "Hello, is Homer there?"
Moe: "Homer who?"
Bart: "Homer Sexual."
Moe: "Wait a second, let me check." (to the bar) "Homer Sexual! Ah, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual."
Moe: "Oh no, you little rotten punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!"
"Flaming Moe's" (1/21/91)
Moe: "Hello, Moe's Tavern..."
Bart: "Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass, first name Hugh."
Moe: "Hold on, I'll check." (To crowd) "Hugh Jass. Hey, I wanna Hugh Jass. Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!" (A man approaches Moe)
Hugh: "Oh, I'm Hugh Jass."
Moe: "Telephone." (Moe hands Hugh the reciever)
Hugh: "Hello, this is Hugh Jass."
Bart: "Uh, hi."
Hugh: "Who's this?"
Bart: "Bart Simpson."
Hugh: "What can I do for you, Bart?"
Bart: "Uh, look, I'll level with you, mister. This is a crank call that sorta backfired and I'd like to bail out right now."
Hugh: "All right, better luck next time."
"Burns
Moe:
"Hello,
Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking." Bart:
"Uh,
yes, I'm looking for a Mrs. O'Problem? First name, Bea." Moe:
"Uh,
yeah, just a minute, I'll check. Uh, Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem! Come on,
guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?" Barney:
"You
sure do!" Moe:
"Oh...it's
you, isn't it! Listen you. When I get a hold of you I'm going to use your
head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!" "New
Kid on the Block" (11/12/92) Moe:
"Hello,
Moe's Tavern." Moe:
"Hey,
just a sec, I'll check." (to everyone) "Amanda Huggenkiss! Why can't
I find Amanda Huggenkiss!" *~*~* Moe:
"Hello,
Moe's Tavern." Laura:
"Hello,
I'd like to talk to Ms. Tinkle. First name...Ivana." (Moe has
the phone to his ear at the bar) Moe:
"Ivana Tinkle." Just a sec. Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle! Alright
everybody, put down your glasses--Ivana Tinkle!"
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Bart's crank calls can be found in Matt Groening's The Simpsons: A Complete
Guide to Our Favorite Family (New York: Harper Collins), 1997.