The whole "Ate My Balls" phenomenon
started long ago with a little ol' web page named "Mr. T Ate My Balls."
This web site was so funny, so clever that it started all of these other
"Ate My Balls" pages. So, I am proud to present you with..."KEANU REEVES ATE MY BALLS!!"
THE ALL KNOWING BALL EATER
Keanu Reeves is a ball eater!! He
likes to eat them lightly seasoned with a touch of parsley on the side.
And after it all, he likes to wash it all down with some home-made ball
Keanu often likes to admire other's balls...
...esspecially the balls of the people he loves.
He also enjoys doing math with checking out another guy's package...
Keanu is pretty sneaky too...
Keanu also enjoys reciting Shakespeare while
snacking on a crunchy pair of nads...
And you'll be glad to know that Keanu does
in fact have standards...
But then again, they aren't very high!!
DISCLAIMER: i am in no way dissing the bodacious
one, I LOVE HIM! Mail me
and we could talk Keanu.
SEND ALL COMMENTS/HATE MAIL TO SHEILA
DO ME A FAVOR AND CHECK OUT MY OTHER WEB PAGES:
Fabio Ate My Balls!!
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ball eaters have visited this page since 2/13/98!!
This page last updated on: 8/1/98