DESTINY ANGEL: I MAY HAVE CAUGHT THRUSH: SEE ISSUE 2

Tomorrows news today from our team of reporters who were out getting it yesterday.

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ISSUE NUMBER ONE ......... NOT TV21 - THE ON-LINE SCANDAL MAGAZINE FOR GERRY ANDERSON FANATICS..........EDITED BY TWO IDIOTS WHO REALLY SHOULD GET OUT MORE!!......

THUNDERBIRDS "ARE DUFF"

SURVEY SHOCK

DATELINE: 11th MARCH 2002: NEAR THE REAL WORLD.
A major report has cast serious doubt about the running of International Rescue. The Report has said that the services of the humanitarian group are "inconsistent and shoddy". One insider said that the organisation could only get worse if Stephen Byers was in charge.

NOT TV21 believes the organisation is also being sued by an innocent passer-by who claims Thunderbird 2 landed on his head.

They are also being investigated by the Child protection agency for contravening the Children at work act 1927. This child was forced to fly a large transport plane to South America, without any supervision, or a break for meals and with no opportunity to revise for his spelling test.

One man complained that he had received poor treatment. "I was stuck down a coal mine, with no hope of survival", he claimed. "So I called International Rescue. Well first of all I was put on hold for 10 minutes with a tinny version of the theme from Thunderbirds playing in the background. Then I was told to press 3 if I wanted to buy some merchandise. Eventually, I got some bloke on the line and he asked me if I was his dad. I said no. He said he had been hoping that I was, because he'd been stuck up in a space station for three years and he wanted his dad to send up Thunderbird 3 and get him down. He said he was really sorry about the bedwetting and it wouldn't happen again.

NOT TV21 approached International Rescue and frankly we were shocked at the response. Patriarchal Jeff Tracy, said he had been through this once before with "Watchdog". He called the endangered victims "a bunch of whingeing b*st*rds". He went on to complain "I'm a multi millionaire and I'm trying to run this outfit with two aeroplanes, a rocket and a yellow submarine.... Oh yeah, plus a pink Rolls Royce... what use is that to someone trapped in a cave or an earthquake? Every body knows we can't do heavy rescues on a Thursday, that's Virgil's darts night. Mr Tracy also defended his decision to keep his son in space, claiming it was due to the cost of bed linen.

ISSUE 2 : SPECTRUM AGENT DENIED PROMOTION DESPITE MAKING "BRILLIANT SUGGESTION" INVOLVING A HORSE.

MARINEVILLE MAN IN LUSTY LOVE TRIANGLE WITH MOISTENED WATERY TART AND BOSS'S DAUGHTER

DATELINE: 23rd MARCH 2002, MARINEVILLE.

Troy Tempest at the helm

Famous WASP Submariner Troy Tempest admitted yesterday that he was having an affair with two work colleagues. Speaking from his infamous love pad he exclusively revealed to NOT TV21 that he is having a torrid affair with fellow crew member Marina.

When we confronted him about revelations that he is also secretly bonking Atlanta Shore, his Boss's daughter, he flared up angrily. "Listen!", he fumed, "I've been stuck in a submarine for the last three months with a cretinous  oaf who's always listening to his bl**dy walkman. I was getting so desperate I was even starting to look at Oink the seal in a funny way. So when it's offered to me on a plate I'm not going to refuse it.

When we door stepped Atlanta Shore she broke down and sobbed, "My old man is going to go mental". The flame-haired temptress who has a penchant for dressing up in military uniforms and kinky boots added, "I'm proud of my body and what I choose to do in my private life is my own business". Stingray crew member Marina refused to comment when confronted by reporters yesterday.

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Marina - Watch out for the quiet ones.

Atlanta - Uniform! Need we say more?

NOT TV21 READERS POLL : MARINA OR ATLANTA. WHO WOULD YOU DO?

LATEST SCORE - ATLANTA 79% - MARINA 21%- VOTE NOW

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