Warning! Very explicit lyrics. Lots of swearing.

Avril the Corperate Whore
By: LadyWillow

Avril, you suck ass
your music has no class
actually, your music just blows.
You no talent bitch
you're just trying to get rich
off of the latest trend.
Buying all your clothes from
Hot Topic doesn't make you punk
if ever there was a class on singing decently
you would flunk. (big time)

*Chorus* Avril, you corperate whore
your only famous because you
dress "punk." You're a fucking poser
and I wish you would just die.

Avril, you lying fucking bitch, you
didn't write your songs
Avril, you lying fucking bitch, you
should have stayed in school.
You have no wisdom, you're 17 for fucks sake!
Just die, Avril. JUST FUCKING DIE!!

*Chorus*

(Spoken at end: "And your tie is stupid, too.")





Song copyrighted to Jessica Knoll, 2002. This song is actually copyrighted to my name. That means if you steal it you can be fined, and arrested. The jail time for plagerism is quite severe, so please save yourself the embarrassment and write your own song. Thanks. 1
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