| The ADVANCED Kimmie Quiz |
| WARNING!!! DO NOT ATTEMPT IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR KIMMIE LORE!!! |
| 1. Did I like, love, or hate high school?
Like Love Hate Couldnt wait to graduate |
| 2. How do I like my martinis mixed?
Absolute vodka - Dry and slightly dirty. Just like my sense of humor. Beefeater Gin - dry as a bone, with a squeeze of lemon Fruity and flavored, like a Cosmopolitan Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate! |
| 3. My favorite breakfast is: Mommy's homemade pancakes Strawberry Twizzlers and Hershey's Chocolate Milk A bowl of high fiber cereal I don't eat breakfast |
| 4. I would rather travel to... Alaska Paris, France Nairobi, Kenya I hate travel |
| 6. What is my favorite hairstyle to wear? Pulled back in a ponytail Worn loose and sprayed out Short, like a boy cut Whatever is most convenient at the time I am doing my hair |
| 7. If I have PMS, is it wise to show up at my house with a gigantic Hershey bar? Yes No Only if you are female or are looking to become one through immediate castration (Hint: My ex-boyfriend, Beau, actually did this) |
| 8. My political beliefs are Conservative Liberal Moderate Nonexistant |
| 9. The TV show I secretly love, love, love to watch is DOG - The Bounty Hunter South Park Entertainment Tonight Masterpiece Theatre |
| 10. My favorite Family Guy character is Stewie (the egomaniacal dictator) Brian (the dog) Meg (the loser) Lois (the MILF) |
| 11. My four favorite movies are: Reservoir Dogs, Full Metal Jacket, Stand By Me, and Beaches A Nightmare of Elm Street, Saw, and Friday the 13th, Parts 1 + 2 Ghandi, Out of Africa, Sophie's Choice, and Amadeus Killer Clowns from Outer Space, The Devil's Rejects, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, part 2, and 8 Millimeter 12. My two favorite books are _________ To Kill a Mockingbird and King Lear Lord of the Flies and Animal Farm The Best of Edgar Allen Poe and Christine, by Stephen King I hate to read 13. I would rather Go dancing at a Techno Club like The Monkey Bar Hang out at a dive/townie bar Chill at a local pub/restaurant or at a friend's house Stay home and rent a movie |
| 14. Who is my favorite mistake? David Michael Paul Greg 15. Who introduced me to "my favorite mistake"? Kevin, from church and TGI Friday's David himself Chris, from the band Tommy, the bartender at the Monkey Bar |
| 17. Who was my favorite "sweat hog" on Welcome Back Kotter?
But I'm Vinnie Barbarino!!!! Oooh! Ooooh! Arnold Horseshack! Hey, Mr. Car-tair! You know it was Juan Epstein, the Puerto Rican Jew! Hi, There! It was Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington 18. What are my TV viewing habits? TiVo is my best friend I'll watch an occasional sitcom TV was created so I could watch Law and Order I only watch PBS |
| 19. If I could turn back time, what is the one thing I would do differently? I would not have taken that short cut in downtown Providnece, which led to my car being hit by a RIPTA bus I would have never gone to the dance that night I wouldn't have told off that Hell's Angel I would have given Michael a second chance when he asked for one |
| Bonus Question: Why are there no questions 5 or 16 on this quiz?? |
| 20. What is my dream place to live? Buffalo, NY Tampa Bay, FL Manchester, NH Cranston, RI |