|The ADVANCED Kimmie Quiz|
|WARNING!!! DO NOT ATTEMPT IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR KIMMIE LORE!!!|
|1. Did I like, love, or hate high school?
Couldnt wait to graduate
|2. How do I like my martinis mixed?
Absolute vodka - Dry and slightly dirty. Just like my sense of humor.
Beefeater Gin - dry as a bone, with a squeeze of lemon
Fruity and flavored, like a Cosmopolitan
Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate!
|3. My favorite breakfast is:
Mommy's homemade pancakes
Strawberry Twizzlers and Hershey's Chocolate Milk
A bowl of high fiber cereal
I don't eat breakfast
|4. I would rather travel to...
I hate travel
|6. What is my favorite hairstyle to wear?
Pulled back in a ponytail
Worn loose and sprayed out
Short, like a boy cut
Whatever is most convenient at the time I am doing my hair
|7. If I have PMS, is it wise to show up at my house with a gigantic Hershey bar?
Only if you are female or are looking to become one through immediate castration
(Hint: My ex-boyfriend, Beau, actually did this)
|8. My political beliefs are
|9. The TV show I secretly love, love, love to watch is
DOG - The Bounty Hunter
|10. My favorite Family Guy character is
Stewie (the egomaniacal dictator)
Brian (the dog)
Meg (the loser)
Lois (the MILF)
|11. My four favorite movies are:
Reservoir Dogs, Full Metal Jacket, Stand By Me, and Beaches
A Nightmare of Elm Street, Saw, and Friday the 13th, Parts 1 + 2
Ghandi, Out of Africa, Sophie's Choice, and Amadeus
Killer Clowns from Outer Space, The Devil's Rejects, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, part 2, and 8 Millimeter
12. My two favorite books are _________
To Kill a Mockingbird and King Lear
Lord of the Flies and Animal Farm
The Best of Edgar Allen Poe and Christine, by Stephen King
I hate to read
13. I would rather
Go dancing at a Techno Club like The Monkey Bar
Hang out at a dive/townie bar
Chill at a local pub/restaurant or at a friend's house
Stay home and rent a movie
|14. Who is my favorite mistake?
15. Who introduced me to "my favorite mistake"?
Kevin, from church and TGI Friday's
Chris, from the band
Tommy, the bartender at the Monkey Bar
|17. Who was my favorite "sweat hog" on Welcome Back Kotter?
But I'm Vinnie Barbarino!!!!
Oooh! Ooooh! Arnold Horseshack!
Hey, Mr. Car-tair! You know it was Juan Epstein, the Puerto Rican Jew!
Hi, There! It was Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington
18. What are my TV viewing habits?
TiVo is my best friend
I'll watch an occasional sitcom
TV was created so I could watch Law and Order
I only watch PBS
|19. If I could turn back time, what is the one thing I would do differently?
I would not have taken that short cut in downtown Providnece, which led to my car being hit by a RIPTA bus
I would have never gone to the dance that night
I wouldn't have told off that Hell's Angel
I would have given Michael a second chance when he asked for one
|Bonus Question: Why are there no questions 5 or 16 on this quiz??|
|20. What is my dream place to live?
Tampa Bay, FL