Bumper Stickers
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Women who want to be equal to men lack ambition.
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So, you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
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If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now.
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My job is secure. No one else wants it.
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This IS my other car!
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There's too much youth; how about a fountain of
smart.
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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your
nursing home.
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Horn broken. Watch for finger.
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I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go
to meetings.
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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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Support Capitol Punishment - Flog a Politician Today
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Sometimes I wish life had subtitles
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The gene pool could use a little chlorine!
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Hang up and drive!
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If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
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I souport publik edukashun.
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We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
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Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
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I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong!
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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A politician should do two terms - one in office and one in jail.
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Nuke the gay unborn baby whales for peace.
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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
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Cat: The other white meat.
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Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time.
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Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.
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The #1 cause of divorce is marriage.
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Life is sexually transmitted.
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Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
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If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
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Don't let school interfere with your education.
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Indecision is the key to flexibility.
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My karma ran over your dogma.
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I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.
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Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
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If it's tourist season then why can't we shoot them?
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Men have feelings too, but who really cares?
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I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
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Athletes love to score.
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Not all women are fools. Some are single.
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There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.
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If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
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Yes, I've heard of "decaf." What's your point?
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Procrastinate Later
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... not screaming and yelling like
the passengers in his car.
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I love cats, they taste just like chicken.
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Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
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Keep honking, I'm reloading.
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Love is free. It's diapers that are expensive.
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Lottery! A tax on people who are bad at math.
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If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people!
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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I still miss my Ex ... but my aim is improving.
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Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself!
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Give me coffee and no one will get hurt.
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Sleep is a poor substitute for coffee.
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Ignore your rights and they'll go away.
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C code. C code run. Run, code, run! (please?)
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A woman with a big fat ass should dump him.
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I AM in shape. Round is a shape.
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My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
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Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what food eats.
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Earth First. We'll screw up the other planets later.
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Warning! Driver only carries $20 in ammunition.
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When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholestrol.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress.
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Good planets are hard to find.
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It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
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I like your approach. Let's see your departure.
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I said for better or for worse, not forever!
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I respect your opinion. Just don't want to hear it!
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Remember when Windows were washed, mice were trapped, and UNIX guarded the harem?
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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
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If men are from Mars, then why can't we send them back?
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I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I never got around to it.
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
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If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you!
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Few women admit their age ... Fewer men act theirs.
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Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
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Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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Good cowgirls keep their calves together.
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I don't deserve self esteem.
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Ask me about my vow of silence.
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I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
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It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
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You have the right to remain silent. So please SHUT UP.
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Meeting - an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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Death Before Dishonor - Nothing Before Coffee
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I love cats. Want to trade recipes?
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Hey, jerk, you're driving a car, not a phone booth.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Love is a 4-letter word.
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It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
Questions? Comments? Typos? *EEEK!!!*
Email: Carla Moore
Perfectionist Extraordinaire®
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Since June 12, 2003
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