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The World of Words: Quotations

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  • Women who want to be equal to men lack ambition.

  • So, you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!

  • If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now.

  • My job is secure. No one else wants it.

  • This IS my other car!

  • There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart.

  • Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

  • Horn broken. Watch for finger.

  • I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

  • Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

  • Support Capitol Punishment - Flog a Politician Today

  • Sometimes I wish life had subtitles

  • The gene pool could use a little chlorine!

  • Hang up and drive!

  • If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

  • I souport publik edukashun.

  • We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

  • Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

  • I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong!

  • Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

  • A politician should do two terms - one in office and one in jail.

  • Nuke the gay unborn baby whales for peace.

  • I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

  • Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.

  • Cat: The other white meat.

  • Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time.

  • Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.

  • The #1 cause of divorce is marriage.

  • Life is sexually transmitted.

  • Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

  • If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

  • Don't let school interfere with your education.

  • Indecision is the key to flexibility.

  • My karma ran over your dogma.

  • I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.

  • Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

  • If it's tourist season then why can't we shoot them?

  • Men have feelings too, but who really cares?

  • I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

  • Athletes love to score.

  • Not all women are fools. Some are single.

  • There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.

  • If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.

  • Yes, I've heard of "decaf." What's your point?

  • Procrastinate Later

  • I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

  • I love cats, they taste just like chicken.

  • Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

  • Keep honking, I'm reloading.

  • Love is free. It's diapers that are expensive.

  • Lottery! A tax on people who are bad at math.

  • If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people!

  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

  • I still miss my Ex ... but my aim is improving.

  • Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself!

  • Give me coffee and no one will get hurt.

  • Sleep is a poor substitute for coffee.

  • Ignore your rights and they'll go away.

  • C code. C code run. Run, code, run! (please?)

  • A woman with a big fat ass should dump him.

  • I AM in shape. Round is a shape.

  • My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.

  • Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what food eats.

  • Earth First. We'll screw up the other planets later.

  • Warning! Driver only carries $20 in ammunition.

  • When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

  • If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholestrol.

  • Reality is the leading cause of stress.

  • Good planets are hard to find.

  • It hurts to be on the cutting edge.

  • I like your approach. Let's see your departure.

  • I said for better or for worse, not forever!

  • I respect your opinion. Just don't want to hear it!

  • Remember when Windows were washed, mice were trapped, and UNIX guarded the harem?

  • I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

  • If men are from Mars, then why can't we send them back?

  • I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I never got around to it.

  • Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.

  • Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

  • If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you!

  • Few women admit their age ... Fewer men act theirs.

  • Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

  • Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

  • Good cowgirls keep their calves together.

  • I don't deserve self esteem.

  • Ask me about my vow of silence.

  • I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

  • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

  • It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

  • You have the right to remain silent. So please SHUT UP.

  • Meeting - an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

  • If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

  • Death Before Dishonor - Nothing Before Coffee

  • I love cats. Want to trade recipes?

  • Hey, jerk, you're driving a car, not a phone booth.

  • I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

  • Love is a 4-letter word.

  • It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.

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