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Yet More Test Results from Emode!
(3 of 3)

  1. What Breed of Dog are you?
  2. Pop Culture 2000
  3. The Celebrity Matchmaker
  4. The Love Test
  1. Is it Love or Lust?
  2. Are you Evil?
  3. Are you Millionaire Material
  4. Are you Naughty or Nice?
  1. Do you have a Sixth Sense?
  2. What's your Superpower?
  3. Who's your TV Family?
  1. What type of Flirt are you?
  2. Are You Ready to Meet Your Maker?


Some of the questions on the tests are somewhat ridiculous, inappropriate and/or not applicable to me - nonetheless they might say something about me, so enjoy!


1) What Breed of Dog Are You?

No bones about it, you're a perky, loving Cocker Spaniel. (Think Lady from Lady and the Tramp.) Playful and energetic, you're a real people person - er, dog. People can't help but fall hook, line, and sinker for your friendly, well-rounded personality and natural charm. It's a subtle thing, though - being outgoing and flirtatious, not showy, is the name of your game. Friends, co-workers, and potential dates can't help liking you. How could they not? Your winning-yet-humble ways make you popular, admired, and a joy to be around. Woof!


2) Pop Culture 2000 (3.5/10 - "less aware" side)

You got 6 out of 20 right.
(There were probably about 1 or 2 of the questions where I actually knew the answers - I guessed at the rest)

Nice try, but no cigar. Maybe you're an expert on current events but don't know squat about Hollywood. Or perhaps you're a celebrity news junkie but rarely glance at the national headlines.(I'm a little better with HK entertainment news) Whatever the reason, you're a little out of the loop. Sure, you've got a vague idea of the latest trends and goings-on, but you're not a true pop culture expert (and it may very well be that you don't really want to be one, either). You don't panic at the idea of waiting a few weeks to see the newest movies or buy the hottest CDs. If they're good, they'll stick around, right? Besides, you've got a life to worry about. All well and good, but even though fads and "in" lists come and go so quickly, it's probably worth your while to bone up on a few pop culture facts. You never know when knowing who plays Grace on "Will & Grace" could come in handy. (Okay, we'll tell you - it's Debra Messing.) It might even help you appreciate all that each year has to offer a little more. Good luck!


3) The Celebrity Matchmaker

Step right up to the catwalk - leggy blond supermodel/actress Rebecca Romijn-Stamos is your dream celebrity match. (no idea who she is) And what a match she is! The former Sports Illustrated cover girl is as gorgeous as they come - she was even voted one of People's 50 Most Beautiful People in 1998. The California native is the perfect mix of glamour and goofiness; you get the feeling she'd put on skimpy lingerie and then clown around before bed. But maybe that's just because she's put in a few guest appearances as David Spade's silly-but-sexy ex-wife on the sitcom Just Shoot Me. And, of course, anyone who'd put up with all that blue body paint for X-Men simply has to be a saint. That combination of can-do attitude and sultry style drives you crazy - you never have been able to resist a sexy girl next door type. Ignore the fact that she's married to actor/musician/director John Stamos (Full House's Uncle Jesse), (no idea who he is) and spend your time daydreaming about a romantic poolside rendezvous, where the two of you can enjoy your own private swimsuit show. (um.. not interested in second-handed goods)


4) The Love Test

You just love to love, don't you? We can tell that you're a die-hard romantic who appreciates the deep sentiment that loving, meaningful words and actions bring to life. Love and romance go hand-in-hand for you, so you adore pouring on the terms of endearment, the hopeful promises, and the doting acts you think your gal deserves. Whether you're in an idealistic and caring mood or being sweet, playful, and impulsive, you're a giving partner who's eager to express how excited you are about your relationship. For you, love is all about sharing your feelings and making your significant other feel cherished. After all, the more often you reassure her of the strength of your emotions, the better, right? And you love tapping your creative side to express how much she means to you and how important you think her needs are. Congratulations, fella, you really know how to celebrate your love.


5) Is It Love or Lust? (8/10 - "love" side)

Pass the bouquet of roses and the book of Shakespeare's sonnets - you're head over heels in love! You're on the road to finding your soulmate; folks who merely get your nether regions in a tizzy need not apply. Physical passion has its place, of course, and you wouldn't want to go without it. But you go into relationships with one goal in mind: true love. And, from the looks of your answers, you seem to have found the deep connection you're looking for. It sounds like your sweetie could be "the one" (or, at least one of "the one"s). The two of you share a lot more than "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" - which means you just might have a future together. As long as you've got a little lust mixed in with the love (c'mon, it is nice to feel that flutter when your honey is near, isn't it?), that's great news. Congratulations, and don't forget to send us a wedding invitation.


6) Are You Evil?

(7/10 - "good" side)

Good for you, you're human. We all have evil thoughts, and you may have acted on a few of yours, but you're probably okay traveling through Buffy's turf. Or maybe you're an aspiring evil person and you've never given yourself a real chance. Go ahead and forgive yourself for the mean-spirited - but ultimately harmless - pranks you pulled in grade school. Whispering behind your co-workers' backs won't flood you with bad karma. And we've all held out for ourselves in the throes of passion a time or two. So keep listening to that conscience of yours, but don't worry about tuning it out every so often. Keep reading for more evil details!

(7/10 - "not sexually evil" side)
So, you have a healthy sex drive - good for you! No one likes a prude. In general, you give as well as you get, though everyone can get a little selfish under the covers, so don't beat yourself up about going for the big one on your birthday. And while you're at it, go ahead and admit it - you've probably flashed a big smile to get your way in the bedroom before. But for the most part, you strike us as a pretty generous lover who's doing well at keeping your raw, sexual power in check. Yeah, baby!

(5.5/10 - "not passive aggressive" side)
Okay, admit it - sometimes you'd rather avoid face-to-face conflict. Now, was telling us that to our face so hard? No. Being up front about any concerns as soon as you have them, rather than letting them build up and turn into, say, a tire-slashing incident, is a good thing. And it sure beats getting a reputation as someone with a taste for revenge. Sure, you probably wouldn't make a very good bouncer, but that's okay. Take comfort from the fact that, overall, we think you're just swell.

(8/10 - "not blackhearted" side)
You've got a golden heart, not a black one. Your respect for other people, nature, and the whole darn planet makes you a shining example of what we all could be if we just cared a little more. You're like a walking, talking Disney movie. But remember, sometimes it's healthy to punch a pillow, crush a bug, or turn down a request to drive a friend to the airport. Not only is a little black-heartedness normal, it's also (gasp!) fun.


7) Are You Millionaire Material? (6/10 - "more millionaire material" side)

Ever thought about buying an SUV and joining a tennis club? You should, because you were made for the elite. We can tell that you enjoy many of the finer things in life, but for some reason you just can't make the leap to "millionaire material." Sure, that's a step down from the top of the money pile, but it's probably all for the best. Why? Perhaps because, when it comes down to it, you enjoy fun more than money. Cash is all well and good, and we can tell that you're pretty good at saving your dough when you put your mind to it, but you'd rather spend time outdoors, hang out with friends, or plan your next big trip than drool over your bank balance. After all, what's money for if you can't enjoy it? (I'm very particular about my spending habits. When purchasing, I go for the more classic stuff rather than follow trends. When outside, I rather spend my money on activities than merchandise.)


8) Are You Naughty or Nice?

You're a Straight Arrow - (7/10)
You're all about sweetness, sunshine, and smiles. We've never met anyone nicer than you. In fact, we wouldn't be surprised to come across you sitting in a peaceful green meadow, surrounded by adorable baby animals eating out of your hand while your halo shines in the sun. Nah, we're just kidding. But you are an awfully good person. Sure, you may have dipped your toe in the naughty pool once or twice, but you generally stick to the shallow end, leaving the deep waters to the leather-and-nudie-magazine crowd. It's all well and good to follow the straight and narrow, but it's okay to walk on the wild side once in a while, too. Have a drink. Make a crank call. Go to strip club. Trust us - as long as no one gets hurt, it's fun to be bad! (eh... I don't mind the occasional drink, but the other two?.... no thanks..)


9) Do You Have a Sixth Sense?
(4.5/10 - "less intuitive" side) (hmm... I thought I'd do better than that...)
Sixth sense? Wasn't that a movie or something? Okay, so you're not all that intuitive, but your answers tell us that you do trust your instincts when it counts. Ever find yourself ignoring perfectly decent advice from a friend for no good reason? Start to call someone, only to hear their voice - not a dial tone - on the line when you pick up the receiver? That's your intuition waving its hand in the air and trying to get noticed. So pay attention. We know it's not easy. After all, it's been said that humans are the only animals who train themselves not to trust their instincts. Intuition is often just a matter of keeping calm enough to listen to your inner feelings. In this hectic world, sometimes it's hard to catch anything besides "feed me" or "watch out for that car!" But the payoff for taking the time to listen to yourself can really buy you some happiness. You can do it if you try. How do we know? We just do.


10) What's your Superpower?
Stop the clock! Your inner superpower is TIMETRAVEL! Your answers show a keen sense of insight for all the mysteries of time. Whether you enjoy reminiscing about thepast or find yourself lost in thoughts of the future, your energies definitely point away from the present. Maybe you're mere seconds ahead or behind the rest of us, but you could also be days or even years out of sync. Your unique position in time and space gives you a wider perspective on daily events and makes you an especially wise person. You're probably a great planner. And since time is yours to play with, it's almost a given that you manage it well. If you haven't yet taken a trip through the fourth dimension, you're in for the ride of your life. Don't delay! Visit the future. Fix the past. And when you come across a very special moment, make it last as long as you like.


11) Who's Your TV Family?
White picket fences, pearl necklaces, lots of "golly gees"... Sound familiar? It should, because your family is most like Leave It to Beaver's Cleaver clan. Traditional and as all-American as apple pie, Ward, June, Wally, and the Beav are your TV soulmates. Never a dilemma that can't get solved by Dad in under 22 minutes, never a crisis more serious than a school bully or a chore left undone. Sure, the gender roles might be a little stereotyped, but as long as everyone's happy, what's the big deal? And being happy all the time is what matters, right? Don't let that frown turn upside down! (uh... doesn't that make it a smile?) Presuming your mother has yet to discover women's lib, why not head home for a hearty home-cooked meal right now? As long as you don't invite that scamp Eddie Haskell over to join you, everything should work out just fine. (I've watched the Brady's but I'm not sure if I've ever watched this one...)


12) What Type of Flirt Are You?
Were you just winking at us? We couldn't quite tell... In fact, we think it's pretty safe to say that you're a Subtle Flirt - you're a master of the flirting game. You know how to attract attention from anyone, any time. A quick smile, a little game of look-away-and-look-back-again - before long you have the object of your affection wrapped around your little finger. One of the best things about your approach is that it's discreet. You can always act innocent if something gets taken out of context or misunderstood. Just make sure you're not too subtle, or you may end up playing the game all by yourself.


13) Are You Ready to Meet Your Maker? (6/10 - "more ready" side)
You're doing pretty well. Your strong intuition allows you to understand the beauty of life better than most, but you should keep trying to sharpen your appreciation of all that creation offers. There are many trivial details in our daily lives. But we have to learn to rise above to achieve happiness. Only through maintaining a sense of balance between the great and the small can we achieve happiness. If you closely observe your surroundings and keep your mind on the enduring values, you'll succeed. It's not that there won't be any room when that chariot comes to take you home, but be careful not to get bumped from a perfectly good window seat. (since I consider myself a faithful Roman Catholic, the test questions & results don't really jive with my view of life and my beliefs about the afterlife.)


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