ORIGIN OF MAN






One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"

"Whatís the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know youíve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but Iím just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely. And Iím sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"Whatís a Ďmaní, Lord?"

This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, heíll give you a hard time. But, heíll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. Heíll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."

"Sounds great, " says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, well. Heís better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition."

"Whatís that, Lord?"

"Youíll have to let him believe that I made him first."






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