Welcome to Arkham Asylum, the premier madhouse of Gotham City. We offer a number of
options guaranteed to get you back into shape, mentally speaking. Whether you seek aggressive
therapy, progressive electro-shock treatment, or simply need a little r&r, Arkham is the place
for you!
Our facility was founded in 1921 and throughout the years has served as a beacon of hope
for the poor, deranged misfits of Gotham City. Head Psychotherapist Jeremiah Arkham personally
supervises the care of each and every one of our guests; meals are prepared with gusto by a staff of dedicated French chefs. Security personnel at Arkham are instructed in the latest techniques of hostage negotiation and are experts with tasers. Yes, Arkham Asylum has it all. So, pop on down for a short visit or a long stay. We look forward to meeting you!*
*Visit subject to inmate population, status of the 'revolving door' policy, and the state of
vigilante activity in the area. Please call 1-800-666-0666 for more information.
02/03/06: Contrary to popular belief, this website hasn't been abandoned - I'm just lazy with the updates. I'll try to redeem myself with new fic. Two new stories have been posted to the Asylum's fanfiction library, most notabely Days of the Advent, a sequel to 2004's Children of the Night. For those of you eager for a shorter story, try Smaller Sacrifices, another Batman/Catwoman yarn. Happy reading, and I promise more regular updates.
Other than that, The Last Arkham is still...
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