7up, grape soda and alcohol:
a hilarious combo.
Duo was feeling bored, as he usually is, so he decided to
throw a party at his
place, hoping to chase away
the boredom. He decided that this was a good idea,
so he went to the supermarket
to buy som party stuff. He looked at his list and read to
himself: "Drink
umbrellas, grape soda, 7up, chips, cups, candy and ice
cubes," So he got to
work, buying 3 bags of BBQ chips, 4 litres of pop a 50pack of
drink umbrellas, a large bag
of ice cubes and about 10kg of candy. "That should do it."
Duo thought aloud as he went to pay the
casheir (the bill came to $200). On the way
home, however, Duop happend
to pass a liquor stor and with an evil giggle, pulled into
the driveway. A few minutes
later, he came out with 2 20 can pacs of miller beer while
laughing like a maniac to
himself. He was laughing so hard, that he ran a red light
and almost crashed the car.
When he got home, Duo got to
work on the party, he set up a table in the middle of the
room, put the chips and candy
on it, got his stereo and all his CDs together and got to
work on the punch. At first,
it was an innocent grape and 7up punch, but in went 40 cans
of miller beer...well, 39,
Duo dropped one on the floor while laughing. After the punch was
made and on the table, Duo
got to work phoning Heero, Trowa and Catherine, Wufei,
Quatre, Hilde, Dorothy, Noin,
Sally and with a chuckle, Relena and sat down on the couch,
waiting.
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Five minutes later:
"Aw, man! Hurry up guys!
I knew I should have got them to come earlier!" Suddenly, the
doorbell rang. It was Quatre,
Trowa and Catherine. "Hello, Duo." Said Quatre, stepping
through the door. "Are
we early?" Asked Trowa. "Nope. I was hoping to start sooner,
though." Said Duo,
"The others are taking forever!" "How long have you been
waiting?"
Asked Catherine. "Five
minutes." Said Duo, impatiently. Sweat drops around the room.
"He's never been the
patient type, has he?" Asked Catherine. "No. He's been like this as
long as I've known him."
Said Quatre.
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Ten minutes later:
There's a knock at the door.
It's Wufei and Sally. "This better be a normal party, Maxwell."
Snarled
Wufei, finding himself a nice
wall to prop himself up against and glare at everyone who came in.
"Yeah, yeah,
whatever..." Muttered Duo to himself as he shut the door. A minute later,
the rest of the
guys were coming in. Noin who
brought Zechs were the last one in. "Okay, let's party!" Said Duo,
blowing a party horn. Sweat
drops around the room.
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Twenty minutes later:
Everybody was having a good
time exept, of course for Wufei and Heero, who were propped up against
opposing walls, glaring at
each other. "I was wondering when the staring contest would begin..."
Said
Dorothy, as she got a handfut
of chips. "Oh, I almost forgot!" Said Duo, dashind over to the punch
bowl.
He filled everyone a glass of
punch and put a little drink umbrella in each, before serving them. It was
amazing how Duo kept himsef
from snickering. Better yet, from blurting out with laughter. Duo, of course
had another bowl of punch without
any alcohol hidden away for himself. "Well, go ahead! It's not like I've
spiked it or anything."
Said Duo, taking a sip of his own.everyone breathed a sigh of releif and drank
their
own.
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Fourty minutes later:
The punch was half gone...So
was everyone's sanity. Wufei had started a congo line with Heero, who was
joined by Relena, Dorothy,
Hilde, Noin and Zechs brought up the rear, Trowa was balencing on top of the
TV while Catehrine was
throwing candies at him, Quatre was singing karioke (the song he was singing
was
"Man, I feel like a
woman" by Shania Twain) and Duo was rolling on the floor with laughter at
everything that
was going on and taking
pictures.
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A half hour later:
The Gundam boys were singing
the Backstreet Boys, but changing the corus to "Gundam's back,
all right!", while the
girls made impressions of wild fan girls, screaming and dancing, and going up
on stage
(which was the bed).
The party wnet way into the
night and ended at around 3am, when everyone was passed out on the floor, even
Duo.
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At around 12 the next day:
Duo woke up and found
everyone who was at the party was still there. "Oww, my head..." Duo
exclaimed, while
looking around. His place was
a complete disaster. Five minutes later, the reat of the guys woke up.
"What the
hell are we doing at
Maxwell's house?!" Wufie exclaimed. "No clue..." Said Quatre.
Duo had hidden under the
coffee table to escape certain
death by the hands of Heero and Wufei as everyone left the hous, confused. Duo
looked around and found his
camera ad thought he would take a picture of the disaster, just for fun, but it
was
out of film. "That's
odd, I just put some in there last night..." Said Duo. "I'd better
get these developped." So Duo
went to the photo shop.
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One hour later:
Duo had finished at the photo
shop and decided to go to the park to look at them. He got to the park and sat
down
on a bench, opened the
enveloppe and started cracking up at the pictures. He had tears flowing down
his cheeks
he was laughing so hard, but
stopped as a shadow cam over him. "AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" He screamed. It
was
Heero. "Don't do
that, Heero!" Duo said, shakily. "Did I startle you?" Asked
Heero. "Startled...Isn't the...Word for...
It..." "What have
you got there , Duo?" Asked Heero, indicating to the enveloppe.
"Photos," answered Duo, "wanna
take a look at them?"
"Sure." Said Heero. He looked at the pictures, shocked and surprised.
Then he came to the
picture od the Gundam boys singing
the Backstreet boys and turned to Duo. "Oh, crap..." Said Duo.
"Omae o
Korosu!" Yelled Heero
and stared chasing after Duo. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HE'S GONE
MAD!!!!" Yelled Duo,
scampering up the nearest tree, but Heero managed to reach Duo and prevent his
escape.
You could hear screams
throughout the park as Duo got his head handed to him.
The end...Of Duo