Life After 50
Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work!
The gleam in your eyes is the sun hitting your biofcals!
Your little black book contain only names ending with M.D.
You feel like the night before and you haven't even been anywhere
Your children begin to look middle aged
Your mind makes contracts that your body can't meet.
You know all the answers -but nobody asks the questions
Your knees buckle - but your belt won't!
You sit in a rocking chair - but can't get it going
Your back goes out more often than you do.
You remember today, that yesterday was your anniversary
Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when a pretty girl walks by
You are startled the first time you are addressed as "OLD TIMER"
You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there!