Things Malik Ishtar Might Say
 

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Anarchy rules!

If at first you don't succeed - cheat!

Honesty is the best policy but insanity is a better defense!

Be sincere even if you have to fake it.

Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier!

Happiness is having a clear conscience.... or none at all.

Back Off! Your'e standing in my Aura.

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

I did NOT escape - they gave me a day pass!

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

Do I look like a fucking people person!?

You!... Off my planet!

Yeah, though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley!

You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person!

A mind is a terrible thing not to mess with.

I'm cruel, nasty, neurotic, paranoid, antisocial, but basically happy.

Revenge is a dish best served with a side of obsession and a nice tall glass of spite.

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary there!

Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over.

Tell your little voices to SHUT UP! I can't hear mine...

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

I do whatever the little voices tell me to do.

Don't worry about life; you're not going to survive it anyway.

Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I'm extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

I hear voices and they don’t like you.

New Aug-26-04

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, keep me here.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck

Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

I may be a schizophrenic, but hey, I'm good people.

 

 

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