| UNFORTUNATELY, GEORGE W. BUSH WON THE 2000 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, BUT THERES STILL HOPE FOR THE FUTURE! VOTE I.M. WEASEL PRESIDENT IN 2004! |
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| PRESIDENT 2004 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| TIRED OF ALL THE SAME CANIDATES? THEY SAY THEY ARE GOING TO BRING REFORM, BUT DO THEY? I M WEASEL WILL BRING ABOUT REAL CHANGE IN WASHINGTON AND CLEAR OUT ALL THE BERUOCRATIC RED TAPE. I M WEASEL, AND HIS RUNNING MATE, I R BABOON, WILL CLEAN UP THE COUNTRY AND GET IT ON THE RIGHT TRACK. HOW CAN HE DO THIS? EASY, HE IS WEASEL!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| WEASEL SHOWS HOW HE WILL CLEAN UP AMERICA. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| RUNNING MATE I R BABOON. SMARTER THAN DAN QUALYE. MORE CHARISMATIC THAN AL GORE. A VICE PRESIDENT WITH A HUGE BRIGHT RED BUTT. HOW CAN YOU GO WRONG? |
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| SENATOR BEN PANCED STANDS BEHIND WEASEL AND BABOON ALL THE WAY! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| I AM PRESIDENT WEASEL! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| NINE OUT OF TEN MOMS AND DADS AGREE: "VOTING FOR WEASEL IS MANLY, YES, BUT WE LIKE IT TOO! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!" ANYTHING ELSE THEY SAY IS A DIRTY LIE, THOUGH. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| THIS PAGE PAID FOR BY THE VOTE WEASEL/BABOON IN 2000 POLITICAL COMMITEE. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||