Voiced by: Micheal Dorn

I M Weasel is a genius amoung weasels.  He is America's favorite small furry mammal, and he is 10 and 1/2 pounds of rock solid muscle and downy soft fur.  I M has a variety of jobs and professions, ranking from paranormalist, astronaut, doctor, lawyer, and more.  Weasel usually saves the day, but not always.  Weasel has one dirty habit, and that is eggs.  Although when he played Ping Pong at sea, he denied he sucks eggs, later on he reverts to egg sucking, and has even gone on a rampage when he was denied his precious eggs, proclaiming "I NEED EGGS!!! ARRRGHHH"  Weasel uses the rational that he can solve any problem or do anything he wants by proclaiming "I AM WEASEL!". 

I AM WEASEL!