This church is devoted to the wonderful, the excellent and most holy Henry.
He benignly sits at the Scottish Parliament, shielding the nation from harm, and from the machinations of that evil baldie.....
This website is the official site for the worship of the holy Henry, and the renunciation of dodgy David and all he stands for!
For we must not let the evil handbag lady's acolytes gain control of the country!
(And it is wise to stay clear of the scary Margot too)