Anglo Limmericks
There was an Anglo called Joe
    Who sang till his throat was sore,
     So he bit a flaming match
     And sent it down the hatch,
     Now his throat is sore no more.

There was Mike from Angloland
     who filled a bucket with sand,
     then he sent out a tune
     a little too soon
     now he has his own brass band.

.Boy!Boy! roti lao
    Chicken curry and pulao,
    Bring out the silver spoon
    From my Aunty June
    And let us put down the chow.

Let us have a talk
     as I use the spoon and fork
     "I want to eat some vindaloo
       prawn curry and tampradu,"
      as we talk the talk, while we walk the walk.

There was an Anglo painter called Jude
    who was so awfully rude
     but when he went abroad
     he found a happy God
     now he only paints in the nude.

There was an Anglo mechanic named Peter
     who rode on an electric heater
    but when he immigrated to Spain
     he lived only on sugarcane
     and married a cotton beater.

There was an Anglo girl down the lane
       everyone around called her naughty Jane
       but, it wasn't long before the people
       ran up the Church steeple
       as she drove the locality insane.

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.Just because he was so fat
      he always sat on a mat
      he chewed betel nut and paan
      and sang a new Anglo gaan
      while he wore an Aussie hat.

It was amazing when he was born
     in a field of ripened Indian corn,
     in no time he committed a sin
     so he escaped to foreign
     lands, where he became a Don.

.James was an Anglo born during the Raj
      he lived beside and behind the Taj,
      all the visitors would turn white
      at the majesty of his sight
      and they would call him Maharaj.

Roy was an Anglo who married a Begum
       he chewed paan, she chewed gum
       it wasn't long before a boy was born,
       they christened him John Donne
       and they lived on parathas and rum.

Mark and his family lived under the bridge
       they didn't have a home or a fridge,
       they received no money or relief
       so they died in disbelief
       when they were gifted a fridge.

An Anglo family has an Ayah
       who recently went to Bodh Gaya,
       she returned fully Enlightened
       and quite a bit frightened
       now she calls herself Rani Maya.

Rudolf lived like a Nawab
      on peas pulao and Kabab,
      since his cook prepared a paste
      Rudolf developed a taste,
      Until the Nawab became the Kabab.

Rudolf lived like a Nawab
      on peas pulao and Kabab,
      since his cook prepared a paste
      Rudolf developed a taste,
      Until the Nawab became the Kabab.

18.Anglo Charlie went to Puri
       and lived on hot dal-puri,
       when he returned from his trip
       on a cargo laden ship
       he swam in tomato puree.

Old man Smith from Angloland
       built his house upon the sand,
       whenever he would go to shop
       he would eat potato aloo chop
       as his house sank into the sand.

Up the aisle came the Anglo bride
       being taken by her husband for a ride,
       round and round she chased the groom
       with an old broken coconut broom
       as the bridesmaids stepped aside.

     Twelve Anglo-Indian midgets
       stood around in digits,
       six knew how to dance
       five knew how to prance
       while one just fidgets and fidgets.

An Anglo-Indian wise man went to the hills
      there he met a pretty woman in frills,
      he asked her for a light
      and she gave him a fright
      now there are ten wise women in the hills.

An Anglo-Indian Mr.Know-it-all
       went to a fancy dress Ball,
        he danced with a horse
        she gave him a toss
        and he spent the night in her stall.

Anglo Sam was covered in soot
       from his head to his shiny boot,
       when his friend put out the light
       Sammy vanished out of sight
       So, he lit up his cheroot.

Anglo Marie was born in Bombay
       but she moved to an Island to stay,
       one day as she went for a dip
       a sailor rescued her from a ship
       and she gave birth to twins in May.

An Anglo cook from Timbuktu
       would spike his Irish-stew,
       but when he was found out
       his tongue was pulled out
       and pasted onto his ear with glue.

An Anglo teacher of self-defence
       broke his nose on his fence,
       so to heal his bruise
       he read the daily news
       in order to make some sense.

Anglo Chef Timothy McBake
      baked an oversized cake,
      which he fed the whole Nation
      stale cake and carnation
      while he swam in the frozen lake.

There was an Anglo-Indian hair-stylist
       who would punch her customers with her fist,
       when they would complain
       she would punch them again
       and that is only the gist.

At five past one an Anglo was born
     at five past two an Anglo had gone,
     at five past three an Anglo was wed
     at five past four an Anglo was bred
     and at five past five the race was gone.


    
  

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