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Attitude!...

Fame is a bitch, man. Brad Pitt

On her Slave For You video: It's a very sensual video so I thought it was a good reflection of the song. My Mum thought it was... different. Britney Spears

My grandma was like, 'Oh Christina, you look like a whore!' I explained that's the idea. On her 'Moulin Rouge' video look Christina Aquillera

I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. Madonna

I really enjoy singing and I really enjoy acting, singing I've been doing since I was really young. Lindsay Lohan

How can you not like Britney Spears? Lindsay Lohan

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there? Paris Hilton

I don't mind being compared to Whitney, there are people miles worse to be compared to. Mariah Carey

I don't think anyone knows as much about what's right for me as I do. Mariah Carey

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film. George Clooney

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything. George Clooney

In our music, in our everyday life, there are so many negative things. Why not have something positive and stamp it with blackness? Jamie Foxx

To be brave is to love someone unconditionally, without expecting anything in return. To just give. That takes courage, because we don't want to fall on our faces or leave ourselves open to hurt. Madonna O Magazine

I don't believe in guilt, I believe in living on impulse as long as you never intentionally hurt another person, and don't judge people in your life. I think you should live completely free. Angelina Jolie

I have a hard time with morals. All I know is what feels right, what's more important to me is being honest about who you are. Morals I get a little hung up on. Brad Pitt

If I didn't have my films as an outlet for all the different sides of me, I would probably be locked up. Angelina Joli

I still hang out in bars with people, I drink tonic or I get something that looks like an alcoholic drink, because I just want to be accepted. Samuel Jackson -

We all run up on a wall of some sort occasionally and we don't know what to do. Samuel Jackson -

I know that I've got big ears and a big forehead and that my hair sticks up. But I'm happy with myself. I'm not necessarily trying to win a beauty pageant here. Clay Aiken

I thought it was my job to give all the boys their first kiss. Jessica Alba

I've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out. Jessica Alba

If I pop everyone who calls me a diva then I'm going to spend the rest of my life in prison. Chaka Kahn

People say that you're going the wrong way when it's simply a way of your own Angelina Joli

You Can Quote Me...

I'd love to be a housewife. I'm very domesticated, much more like Bree than Gabrielle. I clean all the time, and I sewed all the curtains in my house. I love cooking and make amazing Mexican food; everybody loves my tortilla soup.
Eva Longoria

I've always said that one night, I'm going to find myself in some field somewhere, I'm standing on grass, and it's raining, and I'm with the person I love, and I know I'm at the very point I've been dreaming of getting to.
Drew Barrymore

There's something liberating about not pretending. Dare to embarrass yourself. Risk. Drew Barrymore

I don't think of myself as a poor deprived ghetto girl who made good. I think of myself as somebody who from an early age knew I was responsible for myself, and I had to make good. Oprah Winfrey

Rap It Up...

"It seems like 'white' magazines such as Spin and Rolling Stone focus on my 'whiteness' more than black magazines."
Eminem

I'm just doing what I do best and that's what makes good music, and that's how you can relate to people.
Snoop Dogg

I tell the truth. And I know what I'm talking about. That's why I'm a threat. Snoop Dogg

There's a message behind everything I do, and the message on this one is that young artists need to know that you gonna get tooken. It's the way of the game. You just gotta be smart enough to Stay in the game long enough and be successful enough to change that.. Snoop Dogg

I don't get worked up or excited about situations I can't control because it's not in my power, so I might appear crazy to some people. 50 Cent- Rap Artist

To me, rappers are liars until I see that their actions coincide with what they said through the music. Me, I put my situations down and I make fun of them. 50 Cent - Rap Artist

Do You Think I'm Sexy Baby!

"I hate the whole reluctant sex-symbol thing. It's such bull----. You see these dudes greased up, in their underwear, talking about how they don't want to be a sex symbol." "Ben Afleck"

"People equate sexy with promiscuous. They think that because I'm shaped this way, I must be scandalous - like running around and bringing men into my hotel room. But it's just the opposite" Jennifer Lopez

Every relationship I've been in, I've overwhelmed the girl. They just can't handle all the love. " Justin Timberlake

When you're comfortable with someone you love, the silence is the best." - US Magazine. Britney Spears

"It's going to take a certain man for me to ever get involved with, because he'll have to realize I don't have two children, I have three. Tommy is always going to always be a part of my life." - US Magazine. Pamela Anderson

"Feminism is just a way for ugly women to get into the mainstream of America." Rush Limbaugh

"They write about these kind of cases in the Private Eye Handbook, Lady! Something about a ten foot pole..." Andrew Dice Clay, in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane

The movie business divides women into ice queens and sluts, and there have been times I wanted to be a slut more than anything. Sigourney Weaver

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s. Warren Beatty, 1997

I don't think I was constructed to be monogamous. I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed into as many females as possible. Marlon Brando (1994)

God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams

I dress for women, and undress for men. Angie Dickinson

I love the way men smell. I love the way they taste, their texture, the way they're built. Marilu Henner

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. Zsa Zsa Gabor

I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported. Mae West

Effeminate men intrigue me more than anything in the world. I see them as my alter egos. I feel very drawn to them. I think like a guy, but I'm feminine. So I relate to feminine men. Madonna, 1991

"I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling." Lil' Kim

I should think that being my old lady would be all the satisfaction or career any woman needs. Mick Jagger

"If I'm not interested in a woman, I'm straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, 'I can't do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!'" Vince Vaughn

Words Of Wisdom

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. Bill Cosby

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music". - George Carlin

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." Dick Cavett

"Ya gots to work with what you gots to work with". - Stevie Wonder

""Ninety percent of the game is half mental." --Jim Wohford

You got to be careful if you donít know where youíre going, because you might not get there." Yogi Berra

"99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name." Unknown

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die." Klingon Proverb, Star Trek

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." Oscar Wilde

The Truth...The Whole Truth...And Nothing But The Truth! "Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties." - George Clooney

"Do I think she's a great performer? Yes. Do I think she's a great actress? No." [on Madonna] Movieline. Jennifer Lopez

"Being a celebrity is probably the closest to being a beautiful woman as you can get." - Kevin Costner

"Everyody stands - that's our policy. If Jesus Christ comes on the show, guess what? It's like, 'Stand right here Jesus, we got Papa Roach coming up at number six." - Carson Daly

"I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends, so don't talk to them." - Cameron Diaz

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. " Kin Hubbard

"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. "H. G. Wells

"Imitation is the sincerest form of television. " Fred Allen

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. Katherine Hepburn

When I was growing up, there were two things that were unpopular in my house. One was me, and the other was my guitar Bruce Springsteen

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. Dolly Parton

Deny Deny Deny!

"Denial ainít just a river in Egypt. " Mark Twain

I am not a crook. Richard Nixon

I'm not smart enough to lie. Ronald Reagan

I am not a lesbian and I am not a slut, and somehow I am going to make people believe me. Vanessa Williams

I am not in the closet. I am not coming out of the closet. I am not gay. Oprah Winfrey

"I don't think I'm too thin at all. I understand when people say, 'Well your face gets gaunt,' but to get your bottom half to be the right size, your face might have to be a little gaunt. You choose your battles." - Movieline. Courteney Cox

I do not like broccoli and I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. Now I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. George Bush

When I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale. Candidate Bill Clinton (The New York Times, 3/30/92)

Kick The Habit!

Cocaine magnifies your personality. Yeah but what if your an asshole - Eddie Murphy,

Cocaine habit forming? Of course not, I ought to know. I've been using it for years. Tallulah Bankhead

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months. W. C Fields

The only thing I thought might ever kill me off was clean living. I thought, "How am I going to listen to that horrible noise I make without a gram of coke and a couple of double Jack Daniels?" Iggy Pop

You know, it's cigarettes that killed (Jerry) Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes. John Mellencamp, 1996

"Sport, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose.... Its how drunk you get. " Homer Simpson(Bart's dad on the Simpsons)

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