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YO MAMA SO UGLY....

Yo mama so ugly she made time stop....!

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly the government declared her birthday a national holiday...Halloween!

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were money...she'd be a billionaire.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly she turned a tribe of cannibals into vegeterians.

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for disturbing the peace!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly she couldn't get a date with the elephant man!

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, dogs try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

Yo mama so ugly that your father stopped going to work so he would never have to kiss her goodbye!







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