Men VS Women Jokes
(snappy replies to dumb pick-up lines)
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: You're ugly!
Woman: I know you're trying to insult me, but I know you like me , cause your tails wagging.
Man: You look like a nightmare I had last night.
Woman: You look familiar too, but that's not surprising, I collect bugs for a hobby.
Man: You Look like my ex wife. Warts and all.
Woman: You look familiar too, have I ever seen you hanging by the tail from the tree in my garden ?
Man: I bet I could teach you a thing or two in my class of love.
Woman. Speaking of classes. Didn't I dissect you in a biology class one time ?
Man: I bet I could teach you a thing or two in my private class of love!
Woman: Speaking of class...you obviously have none...
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