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Q:What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?
Q & A
A:One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Homer Simpson Wisdom
(Homer)I used to rock and roll all night and party ev-er-y day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky!
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Quick Funny Joke
What’s orange and sounds like a Parrot?
Answer: A Carrot.
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Lame Pick Up Lines
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
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Sleazy Pick Up Lines
You seem like a nice girl or am I wrong. Cross your fingers and laugh crazily.
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Q:You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A:Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
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What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
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