Feats


Craptacular [General]
The character is of mediocre, or even limited, talent and skill in his or her chosen field, but excels at self-promotion and convincing others how great he or she is. Sometimes, fans and fellow professionals can't see through the ruse, but mostly the end result reveals the person's true colors.
Prerequisite: 3+ ranks in Bluff
Benefit: The character receives a +4 bonus to all Bluff nd Diplomacy checks.
Special: The character suffers a -1 penalty to all class skill checks, and a -2 penalty to all cross-class skill checks. These penalties do not apply to Bluff and Diplomacy checks.
(By Steve "The One To Blame" Miller, from a suggestion by Dave Mendez)

Fanatic [General]
The character is filled with hatred toward those who don't believe as he or she does.
Prerequisite: 8 INT Maximum
Benefit: When faced with people who don't believe as he or she does, the character gains a +2 Will save. He or she also gains a +1 bonus to all Bluff and Intimidate skill checks involving these non-believers, but suffers a -1 to all Diplomacy checks involving them.
Special: The character can designated a Chosen Enemy every three levels; this must be a stupidly category, such as "Americans," "Moslems," "Faries," or "Kosuke Fujishima Fans." The character gains a +2 to all attack and damage rolls made against these vile beings!
(By Steve "The One To Blame" Miller)

Gangbanger [General, Sex]
You love group sex and excel at it... the more the merrier!
Prerequisite: Staying Power
Benefit: The character gains a +2 competency bonus to Acrobatics and Seduction checks for each sexual partner in addition to the first when engaged in group sex activities. You also gain a +1 bonus for every sex partner (including yourself) to Staying Power Fortitude saves.
(By Steve "The One To Blame" Miller)

Great Cleavage [General] (Female Version)
The character’s chest area is deemed attractive to those of appropriate sexuality.
Prerequisite: Female of a general humanoid appearance, 17 STR Maximum
Benefit: When wearing appropriately skimpy attire, the character receives a +2 bonus to all Diplomacy and Seduction skill checks against characters of the appropriate sexuality.
Special: The character can make a WIS check (DC18) to pose just right to reveal the maximum amount of cleavage while still leaving something to the imagination and gain a +3 situational bonus to Entertain or Seduction.
(By Steve "The One To Blame" Miller)

Great Cleavage [General] (Male Version)
The character’s chest area is deemed attractive to those of appropriate sexuality.
Prerequisite: Male humanoid, 17+ STR
Benefit: When wearing appropriately skimpy attire, the character receives a +2 bonus to all Diplomacy and Seduction skill checks against characters of the appropriate sexuality.
Special: The character can make a DEX check (DC18) to flex his muscles and gain a +3 situational bonus to Entertain or Intimidate. This feat cannot be taken by fairies.
(By Steve "The One To Blame" Miller)

My Opinion is Printed Online [General]
After years of complaining on message boards, you somehow received the attention of a web site who has printed your opinion on their main web page.
Prerequisite: Bluff +5
Benefits: When you get in an heated discussion, you can use the web site as proof you know what your talking about, (you must have web access for this feat to work) therefore you can use this web site to give you a +2 bonus to any bluff checks. As every one knows if its on the web, it must be true.
(By Dave Mendez)

Sexual Prowess [General]
You can please yourself and your sex partner(s) in amazing and creative fashions.
Benefit: +2 bonus to Acrobatics and Seduction skill checks when used in sexual situations.
(By Steve "The One To Blame" Miller)

Shameless [General]
You keep your cool in situations where most others would either be ashamed, embarrassed or painfully self-aware.
Benefit: +2 bonus to Bluff and all Perform skill checks.
Special: If the character has 5 or more ranks in Perform (acting), this feat grants a +2 synergy bonus to Diplomacy skill checks.
(By Steve "The One To Blame" Miller)

Staying Power [General, Sex]
You can keep going all day and all night.
Prerequisite: Sexual Prowess
Benefit: When engaging in sexual activities, you can remain tireless and "turned on" for one hour per Constitution bonus. When you reach the end of the time period, you can roll a Fort save (DC12) to keep going for an additional number of hours equal to your Constitution bonus. The DC for the Fort save increases by +4 for each time beyond the first time it is used in a 24-hour period. Once the Fort save has been failed, the character slips into a deeply satisfying sleep for 1d8+4 hours.
(By Steve "The One To Blame" Miller)

Spamming Newsgroups [General]
This feat allows you to vomit obnoxious and off-topic drivel to the first 100,000 newsgroups you can think of. Prerequisite: You must be a moron; Maximum INT 6, Maximum WIS 8.
Benefit: The character receives +4 to Computer Use skill checks. He or she is also able to win over huge amounts of business from the usenet community who willingly accepts the posts with open arms--especially if the character can't spell and has the grammatical powers of a chipmunk.
(By "Ben" and Steve "The One To Blame" Miller)

Stage Magician [General]
You are good at sleight-of-hand magic tricks.
Benefit: +2 bonus on all Bluff and Pickpocket checks.
Special: The character can be darn entertaintain at parties. Further, he or she is able to remove bras and other pieces of underwear with clasps without the wearer noticing with a Pickpocket check of DC25.
(By Steve "The One To Blame" Miller)

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