Fanatic [General]
The character is filled with hatred toward those who don't believe as he or she does.
Prerequisite: 8 INT Maximum
Benefit: When faced with people who don't believe as he or she does, the character gains a +2 Will save. He or she also gains a +1 bonus to all Bluff and Intimidate skill checks involving these non-believers, but suffers a -1 to all Diplomacy checks involving them.
Special: The character can designated a Chosen Enemy every three levels; this must be a stupidly category, such as "Americans," "Moslems," "Faries," or "Kosuke Fujishima Fans." The character gains a +2 to all attack and damage rolls made against these vile beings!
(By Steve "The One To Blame" Miller)
Gangbanger [General, Sex]
You love group sex and excel at it... the more the merrier!
Prerequisite: Staying Power
Benefit: The character gains a +2 competency bonus to Acrobatics and Seduction checks for each sexual partner in addition to the first when engaged in group sex activities. You also gain a +1 bonus for every sex partner (including yourself) to Staying Power Fortitude saves.
(By Steve "The One To Blame" Miller)
Great Cleavage [General] (Female Version)
The character’s chest area is deemed attractive to those of appropriate
sexuality.
Prerequisite: Female of a general humanoid appearance, 17 STR
Maximum
Benefit: When wearing appropriately skimpy attire, the character
receives a +2 bonus to all Diplomacy and Seduction skill checks against
characters of the appropriate sexuality.
Special: The character can make a WIS check (DC18) to pose just
right to reveal the maximum amount of cleavage while still leaving something
to the imagination and gain a +3 situational bonus to Entertain or Seduction.
(By Steve "The One To Blame" Miller)
Great Cleavage [General] (Male Version)
The character’s chest area is deemed attractive to those of appropriate
sexuality.
Prerequisite: Male humanoid, 17+ STR
Benefit: When wearing appropriately skimpy attire, the character
receives a +2 bonus to all Diplomacy and Seduction skill checks against
characters of the appropriate sexuality.
Special: The character can make a DEX check (DC18) to flex his
muscles and gain a +3 situational bonus to Entertain or Intimidate. This
feat cannot be taken by fairies.
(By Steve
"The One To Blame" Miller)
My Opinion is Printed Online [General]
After years of complaining on message boards, you
somehow received the attention of a web site who has
printed your opinion on their main web page.
Prerequisite: Bluff +5
Benefits: When you get in an heated discussion, you
can use the web site as proof you know what your
talking about, (you must have web access for this feat
to work) therefore you can use this web site to give
you a +2 bonus to any bluff checks. As every one knows
if its on the web, it must be true.
(By Dave Mendez)
Sexual Prowess [General]
You can please yourself and your sex partner(s) in amazing and creative fashions.
Benefit: +2 bonus to Acrobatics and Seduction skill checks when used in sexual situations.
(By Steve "The One To Blame" Miller)
Shameless [General]
You keep your cool in situations where most others would either be ashamed, embarrassed or painfully self-aware.
Benefit: +2 bonus to Bluff and all Perform skill checks.
Special: If the character has 5 or more ranks in Perform (acting), this feat grants a +2 synergy bonus to Diplomacy skill checks.
(By Steve "The One To Blame" Miller)
Staying Power [General, Sex]
You can keep going all day and all night.
Prerequisite: Sexual Prowess
Benefit: When engaging in sexual activities, you can remain tireless and "turned on" for one hour per Constitution bonus. When you reach the end of the time period, you can roll a Fort save (DC12) to keep going for an additional number of hours equal to your Constitution bonus. The DC for the Fort save increases by +4 for each time beyond the first time it is used in a 24-hour period. Once the Fort save has been failed, the character slips into a deeply satisfying sleep for 1d8+4 hours.
(By Steve "The One To Blame" Miller)
Spamming Newsgroups [General]
This feat allows you to vomit obnoxious and off-topic drivel to the first
100,000 newsgroups you can think of.
Prerequisite: You must be a moron; Maximum INT 6, Maximum WIS 8.
Benefit: The character receives +4 to Computer Use skill checks. He or she is also able to win over huge amounts of business from the usenet community who
willingly accepts the posts with open arms--especially if the character can't spell
and has the grammatical powers of a chipmunk.
(By "Ben" and Steve
"The One To Blame" Miller)
Stage Magician [General]
You are good at sleight-of-hand magic tricks.
Benefit: +2 bonus on all Bluff and Pickpocket checks.
Special: The character can be darn entertaintain at parties. Further, he or she is able to remove bras and other pieces of underwear with clasps without the wearer noticing with a Pickpocket check of DC25.
(By Steve "The One To Blame" Miller)