Bikini Patriot (Skill Point Cost: Martial Arts)


Keri DeLuca was working as a magician's assistant when al-Qaeda terrorists attacked New York City in 2001. Her boss and mentor was among the victims, as he was meeting with his stockbroker at the World Trade Center when the planes slammed into the towers. It was one deadly situatiion he was unable to escape from and he became one of the thousands of victoms whom the American establishment would like to forget even existed.

Keri wanted to do her part to fight back against the terrorists but had made a deathbed promise to her mother that she would never use guns (which ruled out joining the military). For a time, she put on magic shows to raise money for the Red Cross, wrote articles on her website countering the claims that America and the WTC victims somehow derserved to be attacked by al-Qaeda, and in general worked to direct public sentiment in support of the American way of life and values.

One night after completing a show, she saw a newsbrief about the patriotic superhero Liberty Girl and inspiration struck. Keri would also become a superhero. She become everything the Islamic terrorists feared and hated--a strong, independent woman who gets in their bearded faces and kicks their asses every which way while showing as much naked flesh as possible without violating American standards of modesty. To strike even more fear in their hearts, she made what little cloth makes up her costume resemble an American flag. (And then there's her ability to seemingly produce swords and knives from thin air and at the speed of lightning....)

Keri now travels throughout the United States and the world performing her patriotically themed magic act and fighting anti-American terrrorists whereever she can find them. She relies primarily on her well-honed martial arts skills and her almost unnatural sleight-of-hand abilities, but she recently acquired a pair of experimental glasses that were stolen from a government lab by a terrorist sympathizeer. The function as a portable x-ray machine and metal detection system. One of her growing number of allies in the intelligence community gave her permisson to keep them if she promised to provide accurate reports on how well they function. (The glasses have now replaced the red, white, and blue mask she originally wore.)
 

Total Character Points: 68
Total Skill Points: 210
 

Body: 7      Mind: 4      Soul: 8

Health Points: 80             Energy Points: 80Copyright unknown, model unknown. Grabbed from MySpace spam.
Attack Combat Value: 7   Defense Combat Value: 5
 
Attributes Level Points
Appearance 4 4
Art of Distraction 6 5
Combat Mastery 1 2
Highly Skilled 19 19
Kensei (Blind Fighting, Chanbara Master, Judge Opponent, Katanaspace, Lightning Draw, Two Weapons) 6 6
Organizational Ties (International Associaton of Illustionists and Magicians) 1 1
Personal Gear (Equipment and tricks for magic show, swords and knives) 6 6
Wealth  2 4
Special Attributes Level Points
Item of Power (X-Ray Glasses)* 1 2
     
Skills Level Points
Acrobatics (Flexibility, Jumps, Tumbling) 3 17
Artisan (Carpentry, Metalworking) 2 9
Controlled Breathing (Cyclical Breathing, Hold Breath) 1 4
Disguise (Costume, Make-up, Prosthetics) 3 11
Electrionics (Computers, Security) 4 9
Gaming (Gambling/Card Games) 3 3
Interrogation (Psychological) 2 6
Intimidation (Street) 1 3
Mechanics (Locksmith, Traps) 5 11
Performing Arts (Comedy, Dance, Pantomime) 6 9
Sleight of Hand (Card Sharking, Lock Picking, Stage Magic) 5 12
Social Sciences (Politics, Sociology, Theology) 1 4
Stealth (Concealment, Silent Movement) 5 21
     
Combat Skills Level Points
Melee Attack (Baton/Club, Knife, Improvised Weapons, Sword) 3 21
Melee Defense (Baton/Club, Knife, Improvised Weapons) 2 14
Ranged Defense (Personal) 4 16
Thrown Weapons (Blades) 2 10
Unarmed Attack (Strikes, Holds, Throws) 3 20
Unarmed Defense (Strikes, Holds, Throws) 3 20
Defects BPs
Skeleton in the Closet (Secrect Identity) 1
Wanted (1 million dollar bounty posted by Islamic "clergy") 1
Unique Character Defefct: Must never use firearms (deathbed promise to mom) 1

*Item of Power: X-Ray Glasses (5 points)

Bikini Patriot's X-Ray glasses appear like large sunglasses, but they are actually a highly sophisticated security device created to detect concealed weapons and explosives and to increase the wearer's ability to spot danger in general. The glasses grant her the Heightened Senses Level 1 (-4 to Checks involving the sense of sight), Heightened Awareness Level 2 (-4 to Checks involving spotting concealed weapons, explosives, and other hidden dangers), and Sensors, Indirect Level 2 (the ability to detect weapons and explosives through clothing, containers and walls within 20 feet). The modifiers are cumulative.
 

Suggested Use

Bikini Patriot might approach a group of player characters for help in tracking and stopping Dr. Goldfoot after he creates Bikini Patriot look-alike androids. A group of characters working for the JCIA may also be sent to recruit Bikini Patriot to join the organization as an international agent. And, finally, the characters may find themselves teaming up withthe Red, White, and Barely Clad superhero in an effort to take down the master terrorist himself, Osama bin Laden .
 

Source and Acknowledgements

Keri DeLuca, the Bikini Patriot, is an original creation by Steve Miller. She was inspired by the profile picture on a spam MySpace page that was devoted to promoting some sex or dating site. We have no idea who owns the copyright of the picture, but if its owner (or agents of its owner) objects to its unauthorized use on this page, please contact us here.

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