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December 9, 2005 ALCU Sues City over Public Display of Cross

November 10, 2005 Outrage over CIA Employee's Identity

September 20, 2005 New Math Takes Nation by Storm

August 18, 2005 Mom Sees Progress in Iraq

August 1, 2005 How to be a Super Power without really Trying

July 1, 2005 Court Strikes Down Display of Declaration of Independence

May 1, 2005 Local Novelty Manufacturer Hiring

April 26, 2005 High School at All Time High

April 4, 2005  Justice Shmenedy Finds Domestic Help

March 28, 2005 Judge Guest of Honor at Special Olympics

March 23, 2005 Role of Religion in Government Clarified

March 9, 2005 Justice Cites Law and Order in Ruling

March 3, 2005 Local Explains Secret of Success

January 20, 2005 ALCU Cuts Legal Fees

November 9, 2004 Decomposing Matter Found in North Georgia

October 29, 2004 Kerry Takes Military Management Leason from LBJ

October 5, 2004 Kerry Campaign Releases Foreign Policy Book

September 27, 2004 Guest Front Page by Sister Newspaper

September 21, 2004 Newly Discovered Memo Links Hoover to Assassination

September 9, 2004 State Rep Finds New Source of Revenue

September 2, 2004 Lawndale MD Develops New Medical Theories

August 24, 2004 Lawndale High's remedial program takes flight

August 18, 2004 Scientists Agree WMD a Fraud

July 29, 2004 Edwards Promises Firm Action on Terror

December 10, 2002 Student Gets Top Grades

April 29, 2002 Hindus Seek Understanding

January 4, 2002 New Religion Revealed

February 4, 2000 Missing Amendments Found

July 2, 1998 Meet a Local Lawndale Church

February 5, 1997 Union Support Group Meets

May 20, 1994 Lawndale High Graduation

June 4, 1993 Homeless Problem Vanishes  

September 5, 1992 Election Year Special

October 3, 1984 Local Man Fights Greed

June 9, 1978  Group Pleads for DDT Ban

February 22, 1969 Hit Song Envision

September 3, 1952 Theater Goers React to The Crucible

June 8, 1944 Doom at D-Day

May 5, 1943  European Quagmire

March 10, 1942    Peril Harbor '41

October 20, 1859  H.B. Stowe Sued

 

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