|Bad Luck Jokes|
|A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear?" She asked gently.
"I think you bring me bad luck."
|Cause and Effect
A old sailor was out walking on the dock one day when he met a former ship mate of his. They had not seen each other for many years so they had much to talk about and many old memories to renew. After some time, one said to the other , "if you don't mind my saying so, you don't look very good, you must have experienced some bad luck". Yes, the other one said I have. You see this peg leg? Well, one day I was out on deck and my leg become dangled up in a loose line and it was so badly mangled that they had to take it off at the knee. His friend agreed that was bad luck. The other one continued.
You see I have a hook for a hand. One day I was out on deck when a shipmate of mine fell overboard. I leaned over as far as I could in a attempt to rescue him and as I extended my hand to him a shark took my hand off.
My you really did experience bad luck, the other responded, I see you have a patch over one eye, What happened to your eye? Well, I was out on deck again one day and just as I looked up, a seagull that was flying over , unloaded, and got me right in the eye. My, My,(not real sailor talk) did that take your eye out? No, that was the first day I had my hook.
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