In what was formerly Yahoo Clubs i preserved reposts from IEN live forums, This string was reposted by Yeti_ASH in Guild of ASH forum after he typed it all in from his printed transcript that he kept, posts were originaly posted in General & Advanced forums of IEN by Repa, and are something like 2 to 3 months earlier then Yahoo date that you see below.-Arey

From: areyekuwe Date: Thu Sep 20, 2001 4:23 pm Subject: Guild of FURY vs Drakkar

Posts that will follow, all of them were a delightfull bit of fiction that player Repa came up with it mentions most of the biggest players(FURY guild) it was lost for a bit(posts delete fast in live forums of IEN) but player Yeti_ASH had it printed out, and now he retyped it and posted again on my request, great job Yeti!

Previously, Yeti___ASH wrote: This is Repa's story in its entirety <I believe> exactly as it was. I printed it out, and am now retypin it. -Yeti

Okay, my version of the Fury Guild versus the fabled Drakkar. Since it's make believe, I can pick on them.


Bullseye looks around and says, 'I don't like the looks of this, no doors, no way out and we re 20 levels down from nowhere.'

Arkon, 'Bah, you've been nowhere before, this is just another place.'

Wildchild, 'Flagg, hold my hand, I'm scared.'
Flagg, 'Sure! Dang it Sal! Not your hand! I want Wildchilds!'

Termin, 'I have to go in 15 minutes, hockey game coming up.'
Arkon, 'You get to be the puck Term, you'll get all the hockey you want.'
Angeleyes, 'Okay guys, lets get this show on the road, let's do it.'

Grundeg, 'bah! Wimps!'

The Fury Guild enters the lair of the Drakkar and read the walls. You are in an enormous cavern.
On the walls are murals of lost spirits. In the corner of the room you notice an enormous gouge in the floor.

You are looking at the Drakkar of good alignment. The Drakkar is wearing a helm comprised of mysterious metal alloy with a faint blue glow. The Drakkar is wearing boots made from the hide of a giant Rakashasa with laces made from the hide of a huge dragon. The Drakkar is wearing the armor or a grey dragon with sparkling red tinge on each of its scales. The Drakkaris wearing a midnite blue robe, lined with many stars of battle. The robe is trimmed with many golden eyes of a slith and each eye reflects an image of a dark warrior with six arms. The Drakkar is carrying a greatsword. The drakkar is carrying a staff. The Drakkar is carrying a longsword. The Drakkar is carrying an enormous axe. The Drakkar is carrying a dagger. The Drakkar is carrying a dark crossbow painted with fading colors.

Termin, 'Good alignment, How we gonna get it to attack us?'
The next moments came from Grundeg's screen captures:
Bullseye fumbles!
Arkon fumbles!
Wildchild fumbles!
Flagg fumbles!
Salandair fumbles!
Angeleyes fumbles!
Grundeg fumbles!
Termin fumbles!
You hear popping sounds!
The room explodes with a furious explosion of a mysterious spitfire fills the entire cavern. Bullseye is stunned!
Arkon is stunned!
Wildchild is stunned!
Flagg is stunned!
Salandair is stunned!
Angeleyes is stunned!
Termin is stunned!
Grundeg is stunned!
The shredding of flesh and thuds of many elance making contact is heard all at the same time.
Bullseye is slain!
Arkon is slain!
Wildchild is slain!
Flagg is slain!
Salandair is slain!
Angeleyes is slain!
Termin is slain!
Grundeg is slain!
You hear popping sounds!
You hear a voice talking above the corpses.
'I'm am the drakkar. This is my domain. No one may enter. I atone myself for the evil deeds I must do.'
A sparkling light appears above the drakkars head. Once again she moves into a statue-like position The conversation that occurred afterwards is not suitable for general audiences.....