Things you'll never hear a woman say:
o Could our relationship be more physical?
I'm tired of just being friends.
o Go ahead and leave the seat up.
o I think hairy butts are really sexy.
o Hey, get a whiff of that one.
o Please don't throw that old t-shirt away,
the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
o This diamond is way too big.
o I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
o Wow, it really is 14 inches!
o Does this make my butt look too small?
o I'm wrong, you must be right again.
o I think belching is really sexy.
o Sure, I'd love for us to have three-way sex with my best friend.
o Why don't you go out with your friends
to see the strippers tonight?
o I could never be with any other man, but
I don't mind at all if you see other women.
o I insist that you always put your mother before me
o I love a good cigar after sex
o I think we should spend our life savings
and buy a big, old bass boat.
o Move over, I'm driving. I love city traffic.
o The smell of oil and gas makes me horny.
Let's do it on the workbench.
o That porn star Dixie Dynamite sounds like one heads-up
chick. I wish I could meet her one day.
o It's so romantic when you pull out and cum on my back.
o Let's skip that stage show with Mel Gibson
and go watch the Tyson fight at a bar.
o That shirt doesn't smell bad enough to need washing.
Wear it again today.
o Your buddies tell the best stories.
I could listen to them all day.
o I understand.
o You don't swear enough.
o I love it when you finger me while you drive.
o Let's stay at that dirty, old motel on the highway.
It's cheaper and we can spend the money we save on beer.
o Don't fix the toilet, I'll just keep going in the bushes
o Sure, you can wear your old work boots at our wedding.
They go with anything.
o I think I'll call him up and ask him out.
o Sleeping with all the guys on the softball team
doesn't make that girl a slut! She's just really friendly.
o I farted again. Lift the covers so we can smell it.
o Don't dirty a knife or fork, eat with your hands like me.
o Oh yeah,... *any* hole you want!!!
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