Welcome to Side Order of Ninjas, the only source of 175% of the daily required ninjalisciousness, Power of Sonny Chiba compels you to my site. As Criswell has said "The guilty must be punished and the innocent must be rewarded." We're going to try to leave the more commonly reviewed movies alone for some that have escaped (fortunately or unfortunately) the viewing public... I'll have a new review up each Wednesday provided flood, famine, or family don't strike. This site was established as of February 23, 2003... And Hardcore Legend of Ninjaball says the site is a bit spiffier, too...if I do say so myself...
News for 1-3-2007
My Ten of fans have viewed my reviews more than 37,300 times. I thank everyone who has wasted at least 5 minutes of their life on reading my reviews. After, you've sated your ninjalicious self here, be sure to check out the January edition of Rogue Cinema for another of totally new ninjaliscious article.
Since this is labor of ninjalisciousness, I appreciate any comments that decrease its craptacularity and anything that proclaims my greatness. Always good to hear from my Ten of fans. If you wish to shower the Hardcore Legend of Ninjaball (an inside joke that possibly 3 people in the world may get) with accolades and perhaps screener DVDs. Who am I to disagree? Note, I have never been socially relevant and don't intend to start now.
Yes, the start of another year. May this year be far less sucktacular and craptastic as last year. Well, onto this week's
review. Reefer Madness may try to convince you to say no to drugs but it is somewhat lacking in that direction.
Yes, the glorious URL has been established and no more annoying popups..
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30 butter knives I've stuck in my mouth...that I've counted at least