top ten reasons to love bill boyd
10- who can really think of sam in *that* way? he's too cute and in love w/frodo
9- gotta love the green cape & red scarf
8- pippin- perigrine- FOOL OF A TOOK!- there are just so many kewl names to call him (like incredibly sexy...)
7- its very easy to get distracted loo-...*trail off, drool a little* sorry, there- easy to get distracted looking @ him
6- aragorn's taken
5- he's got a mullet, and still looks good.
4- he's brave (joins gondor's army & saves faramir)
3- andy dick (sorry, for those who dont know, andy is # 3 in every list.
2- 2 words* SCOTISH HOBBIT
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top ten reasons to love bill boyd
10- he played pip(see above)
9- he's talented
8- he's amazingly talented
7- he will to be mine, oh yes (my preciousss,) he will be mine
6- cause he's not married
5- if you change 1 letter in his name it makes billy body (which he has a nice one...)
4- he's VERY goodlooking
3- andy dick (see above list)
2- he's scotish.
1- he's secure enough to be world famous and wear a kilt(in public) and he do the sword dance...really, what more can you want out of a man?
unfortunatly i am not in direct connection w/ billy boyd or any one else of great importance.
i do not own any of these charactors or people (execpt billy boyd and pippin took)
i am not the disembodied eye of sauron, or a ringraith or any other servant of the dark lord who will hunt you down and say "give up the halfling, she-elf" if you try to take my pip or billy.
however, i might say some obsinities or something.
umm, im am not gollum, oh no, precioussss, we likes the hobbitses, we does, yess, we does.
i do not own any rings of power, a necklece, but that's it.
i m not scottish. im not even english, im stupid bloody floridian.
i have not met billy or orli or any one else associated w/ the ring of power in the material world(just beck).
however, pip/billy does grace the world of my dream quite frequently.
i do not live in lothlorien, however i do live in the woods.
i do speak sinarin and quenya. (ive got no clue why im saying this, it sound good tho.)
i will not do unspeakable things w/ legolas' elfhood (thats stacey).
i have no desire to do the humpata w/boromir.
i do not posess hidden affections for frodo baggins or samwise(for they are hardly insperable, even when he is called to a secert meeting and sam is not).
i will not interupt lord elrond.
we swears it on the preciousssss.
i am not a freak. im just in love w/ a hobbit, a hobbit of the shire, perigrine took, pippin , or even pip.