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WELCOME TO KUNTA KINTE'S BOTTOMLESS PIT OF BOREDOM. 
The stupidest site on the web since January 29th, 2000!
Greetings, party people. This website isn't completely dead yet. Check back every
100 years or so and I'll have a new cartoon for you. The latest was added on May 9,
2005. Find it below, if you can.
(CLICK HERE FOR "THE
GUY WHO EATS HIS
BELLY BUTTON LINT")
KING
OIL!
(CLICK HERE FOR THE BRADY BUNCH)
(CLICK HERE FOR A GUY LOSING THE TOP OF HIS HEAD)
(CLICK HERE FOR
"YAWN")
(CLICK HERE FOR
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY")
Over 2000 people have wasted precious seconds of their lives here since January 29, 2000! My counter broke,
though.
(CLICK HERE FOR "SALUTE")
(CLICK HERE FOR "THE POST-EASTER TRAGEDY")
(CLICK HERE FOR "BREESHAN'S FIRST STEPS")
(CLICK HERE FOR
"CENSUS 2000")
(CLICK HERE FOR "MAKE THAT FIVE")
(CLICK HERE FOR "THAT'LL BE $16.43 PLEASE")
(CLICK HERE FOR "BLOOD DRIVE")
(CLICK HERE FOR
"RAT HORROR")
(CLICK HERE FOR "RUNNING WITH SCISSORS")
(CLICK HERE FOR "TRUTH IN ADVERTISING")
(CLICK HERE FOR "THE LAST SUPPER")
LAST UPDATED 5-09-05
COME N' GET YOUR LINKS!
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STORIES ABOUT LIVING, DISEMBODIED HEADS!!!!
The head From space
By Emily
the head book
The web's BEST page of disem-
bodied head links
is
HERE!!!
By Cain
planet of the heads!
By Cain
As the world's second foremost collector of macaroni and cheese boxes, after Ian Golder, I've noticed that they ALL say macaroni and cheese "dinner". Never just macaroni and cheese, it's always macaroni and cheese DINNER! Are they required by law to tell consumers that it's a "dinner"? Are people required by law to eat it ONLY for dinner? Which brings us to my new cartoon...
ANOTHER CARTOON. SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT, THOUGH. IT GOES SLOW AND LOOKS WARPED. I MEAN WARPED OTHER THAN THE SUBJECT MATTER.
(Click here for "Brain Sneeze")
(Click here for
"Blue Jay")
THIS ONE ALSO DOESN'T WORK QUITE RIGHT, BUT I'M POSTING IT ANYWAY. NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH.
(Click here for "Silly Rabbit")
(Click here for "Hey, I Was Hungry, Ok?")
(Click here for "The Case of the Pot-head With Very Poor Vision")
This story is about a living, disembodied FACE!!!!!!
(Click here for "Dinner")
Kraft is in league with SATAN! Click here for info
Do you like Matchbox 20?
Here's help!
HOUSES AND FACES
If you've got nothing better to do...
By Cain
(Click here for "Acne")
Note: this isn't the official follow-up to my critically acclaimed previous cartoon. That's coming later. This is just a fill-in to tide y'all over until that huge media event.
Warning: It's 2.42 megabytes! If your connection is as slow as mine, this will take about a year to download.
I wrote these songs. Please download them and tell me what you think.
Click on me!!! I need someone to take care of me!!!
(Click here for "Mutations")
If you click on this Pinocchio mask, you have to take care of it! Do not click on the mask!!!! You'll be sorry!!! I repeat, do not click on the Pinocchio mask unless you want to spend the rest of your life taking care of it!!!!!
from a 13th-century Italian medical text; courtesy of the British Museum-Courtauld Institute. Used without permission
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(Click here for "Goiter")
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(Click here for "The Ice Cream Man Cometh")
(Click here for "Olympic Torch Relay Death")
(Click here for "The Three's
Company Theme Song
Catastrophe")
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Greenhouse")
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my political essay
(Click here for "Death By
Arrow")
(Click here for "Orville
Redenbacher's Last
Commercial")
(Click here for "The Itchy
Palm")
Since new counter was added on Dec. 14th. A lot of them are me...
(Click here for "Hooked
On Cryonics")
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