Tokyo's True Life Stories
Welcome to Tokyo’s True Life Stories. The show were we expose the sex lives of people of all walks of life in Tokyo. I’m your host Koichi Tomino. Today we explore the life of a great hero, Heero Yuy. Heero Yuy was born in L1 Colony Cluster. Since birth he was trained to be a killing machine without a heart. He piloted Gundam 01 and fought for the lives of the people in outer space. He was also stalked mercilessly by once Queen of the world and ex-pacifist Relena Peace-o-crap I mean Peacecraft. He and his fellow pilots were victorious and saved the people in space. But after the war all his training and skills almost went to waist but lucky he was approached by the Big-Pussy head of a spy agency named Koi. He was young and in demand. Barly twenty years old and his skills, killing skills that is were in demand by both psycho maniacs and government officials. He worked under the code-name Agent 00SSB meaning Sexy Spandex Boy. Did I mention he wore spandex as a pilot of Gundam 01. He went around completing missions and coining the phrases, "Mission accepted." And "Mission complete."
But that’s not the story we’re going to reveal. We are here to talk about his personal life cause we all know that’s what you wanna know about. Few know this dark deep intimate details that were are about to reveal to you. Take a look.
Reenactment: "Ah yes another triumphant day as an international spy! Oh there you are guys come to Heero-kun. Come make my cold body warm oh yes!" said (actor pretending to be) Heero as he laid on his bed and fondles naked male models.
*Audience in state of shock!*
Yes my friends he liked men! He liked big hard dicks!
*Audience groans*
The year was AC200, he is in Japan in the energetic city of Tokyo and resides in a luxurious penthouse. During the day he’s a spy and at night he’s a man’s man with a reputation. One lady was foolish enough to fall for him. Relena Peacecraft but one day she barged in on him getting it on in bed with a male supermodel a hundred times more beautiful than her. She lunged at them and Heero instinctively took aim with his gun and shot her in the head. It was a tragedy although everyone forgot about it the next day. Most people hated the stuck-up bitch and thought Heero did the world a favor. The following week he received an award for ridding the world of that pestilence, he also dumped the supermodel and moved on to another one. But what the world is oblivious of is the fact that Heero liked boys too. He sneaked them in his penthouse and doesn’t let them out until the sun rises! The boy was a sex maniac craving it night and day.
*Audience moans. Gay men start to pay more attention*
Now we have a special guest today. A man who has known Heero ever since he was child. Let’s welcome Dr. J.
*Very old Dr. J enters. Audience applauds*
Now Dr. J did you know that Heero Yuy was into other boys?
"Nani? He likes who?!!!! What type of place is this?!!? I want to go back to the nursing home! Someone help," pleaded the Dr. as he looked around helplessly.
Dr. J please just tell us.
"I don’t who you’re talking about."
Heero Yuy, you trained him to be a pilot.
"Huh?"
He wore spandex.
"Ah Heero! I remember. Where is he? Is he here? It’s been so long since I’ve admired his ass, heheheh *cough*"
Dr. J you know that’s illegal? But tell us did you suspect that Heero liked other boys?
"He does? Oh well I don’t know. He never talked much when I trained him. He just growled when I ask him to bend over and pick stuff up for me."
Oh we see. Thank you Dr. Will someone get the old creepy guy out of here. Thanks.
*Dr. J muttering curses in the background and asking for help as he is dragged off the stage.*
Now back to our story. Heero Yuy couldn’t remain a play boy forever. One day while on an undercover mission he met the love of his life. A braided boy in a junk yard The boy’s name Duo Maxwell who also happens to be a secret agent. Code-name 00BBW meaning Braided Boy Wonder. They fell in love immediately. Now let’s bring out a guest who witnessed their love first hand. Please welcome Hilde Schbeiker.
*Audience Applauds*
Welcome Hilde. Now you were there when Duo and Heero met right?
"Yes I was."
Now tell us what was Heero’s and Duo’s reaction when they saw each other?
"Well I don’t know. They got along really well. They did everything together and Duo ignored me. They touched a lot too."
Hmm I see now can you be a bit more specific?
"Well once I heard some moaning and I thought that maybe it was an animal or something. It seemed to be coming from the office at the junkyard. So I approached and the sound got louder and more animalistic. But then I heard human voices and one of them said, "Oh yeah fuck me harder, harder!!! Yes, yes!" So then I wondered who could it be and why were they making those noises. I opened the door and saw…."
Yes go on.
*Audience is silent and intrigued. Many are at the edges of their seats holding their breaths.*
"Well Duo was on… on top of Heero… and he was…."
Go on
*Audience is still silent, no one inhales or exhales.*
"THEY WERE NAKED AND DUO HAD HIS WILLY IN HEERO! *sob *"
Oh my!
*Audience exhales, everyone is shocked.*
"Whahh, whaaa, I thought Duo licked me *sob* He was so nice. I didn’t know he liked Heero like that *sob*"
Oh what else happened?
"Well Heero noticed me and shot me in the arm. I think he was aiming for my heart but Duo was riding him fast so his aim was off *sob* DUO WHHHHHHHYYYYYY!!!!!! I LOVE YOOOOUUUUUU *sob, sniffle *"
Someone get her some tissues. So you loved Duo?
"Yes. I thought he loved me cause he saved me that time in his Gundam. *more sobbing*"
Oh honey just cause a guy rescues you doesn’t mean anything. You poor naïve stupid girl. All right thanks for the info. Take her away!
"NNNNOOOOOOO DUOOOOOO!!!!!! I LLLLOOOOVVVEEE YYYYOOOUUU"
Thanks for coming. Ah yes Heero and Duo were in love and still are. We tried to get them for the show and tried to obtain pictures of their ultra secret wedding but unfortunately Mr. Yuy threatened the station with a bomb and said he’d shoot me. So instead we have one last guest who was at the wedding. Mr. Winner, also a former Gundam Pilot, now millionaire entrepreneur who for some reason is obsessed with circuses. Welcome Mr. Winner.
*Quatre walks in. Audience applauds.*
Now Mr. Winner…
"Please call me Quatre."
Ok, Quatre. You were at the wedding?
"Yes beautiful reception. Duo was the most beautiful bride I’ve ever seen."
Now what did he wear?
"He wore an expensive white tux designed by the Vera Wang Co."
Ohhhhhh. So what did Heero wear?
"He wore a Gucci shirt and Gucci designed a special pair of spandex shorts for him."
Wow. Now you’ve known both pilots for some time right?
"Yes."
Did you suspect that either boy liked boys? No let me rephrase that. Did you suspect that they were…
"Gay? Why of course me being a gay man myself. I’ve know for a long time."
Mr. Winner I’m shocked.
"Yes my partner is a circus performer. Shout outs to him!! *looks straight into camera* I love you Trowa. You’re sexy papa will be home soon. Warm up the dominatrix gear for me uh hone? Oh I’ll spank you good yes, yes I will. I’ll give it you good and hard, yes, yes *comes to realization he’s in front of millions* Oh sorry about that I got a little carried away."
Oh now I get your obsession with circuses. Thanks for coming, we don’t want to keep you any further since you’re visibly excited *points at Quatre’s bulging crotch.
"OH MY!"
*Runs off stage*
As you can see Tokyo’s residents have very interesting lives. So beware on our next edition we could be talking about you and your sex life in front of millions. So in conclusion even international super spies can be featured on our show and we don’t care how much Mr. Yuy threatened us. But we must leave the building just in case a bomb is in it. So until the next edition of Tokyo True Life Stories, I’m Koichi Tomino JA!!!
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Fun Facts: Koichi is the first name of the artist that draws GW characters.
Tomino is the last name of one of the creators of GW. //^_^))xxxxxxx<