|Welcome to Bootleg Premieres
Be sure to tell your friends about the ridicularity within!!!
|Allmost all files here are real media.
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|If you came here looking for some of the stuff that used to be here, this site is being revamped and is at the moment, "Streamlined." If you came here looking for the CPDT Preview, it is being reworked and may or may not ever resurface. Same with the old Micro Monk songs. But for those of you who came here from My Space, here is a quick educational video that tells everything there is to know about me.
Toilet Factory (MPEG File)
Toilet Factory (Hi Res Real Media File)
|Fake Casio Rapman Commercial|
|Fake Concert Commercials
Who is Metallica's special guest???
Pantera plays a concert with who?
|Where the Monkey Runs
(short audio play written and directed by Pat)
|Old Voicemail Message|
|Hear the radio demo that got Pat an award at Columbia College which he never entered for or was invited to receive! (This will only make sense to radio people, but listen anyway)
|CLICK ON ODER'S PICTURE FOR THE SHORT VERSION OF HIS INFAMOUS AND HORRID FELL ON BLACK DAYS KARAOKE!!!
(Gee, he must be happy about this...)
|Please keep guestbook entries clean...Yahoo probably has a policy against bad language. If you have posted with swear words, it has been deleted because it will not let me edit posts. Please repost with cleaner language.|
|Since the guestbook filled up a LONG time ago, go to
Guest Book Part 2
See my reviews of places (restaurants, stores, etc.) on Yelp!!!
See my blog!!!
My Awesome Advice Line!!!
|Coming Soon!!! Pat's ridiculous drawings & stories!|
|Find out absolutely nothing more about me at my MY SPACE account!!!|
(outside of this site)