He collapsed on the sidewalk and died without medical assistance
He is married but not currently smoking.
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
He has one actinic keratosis behind his right eye, and one on his right neck.
The patient had ear wax impaction, so I removed the ear. It was red and tender afterwards.
Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.
He also has noted impotence and an inability to maintain an on for the past several months.
He is requesting assistance in this area.
The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989, when she got a divorce.
The throat shows tonsils that have been removed.
For the last three weeks his nose has been running pretty much nonstop. It is running down the back of his throat.
The patient is a 53-year-old police officer who was found unconscious by his bicycle.
He was in a coma for a lengthy amount of time, receiving massive brain injuries and brain damage.
Her only other complaint on review of systems was of decreased hearing, largely when her teenage children are talking to her.
The patient is married, but sexually active.
The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
Both her old and new noses have been placed in our album.
The skin was moist and dry.
Patient was alert and unresponsive.
Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress.
The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.
She is numb from her toes down.
Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot.
While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated, and sent home.
The patient suffers from occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
She will return to me when she wishes to become pregnant.
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Past history includes puberty and back surgery
To the best of the patient's knowledge, he has never fathered children, nor has his wife.
Considerable considerations should be considered.
The details of his outpatient treatment will not be summarized here, as they are well documented in a comprehensive copulation of his previous records.
The patient had equal movement in all her legs.
Mother realized she was pregnant at two months of age.
She has never been married and I think was divorced.
The patient was advised that if she could not awaken from sleep, she should call 911.
The baby was discharged to home after being given written and verbal instructions.
The patient's vision is 20.20 in both ears.
When asked which knee was operated on, he cannot recall, but he notes that whichever knee it was, he still has a problem with it.
Her implants were placed somewhere else.
She usually has a bowel movement three times a day following meals and diarrhea.
On examination, the testicles and penises are normal.
He has a long history of a short leg.
Testicles are missing on this woman.
Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
Heart problem is fixed. Patient died at 10:07 this morning.
If it weren't for the fact that the patient is dead, I would say he was in perfect health.
At this time he was felling trees, and in the process of a tree falling on another tree, he was hit by a tree and thrown face first against another tree.
The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
The patient states there is a burning pain in his penis which goes to his feet.
She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
The patient was bitten by a bat as he walked down the street on his thumb.
The left leg became numb at times and she walked it off.
By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year .
Prior to patient's birth, she was informed at all times that her pregnancy was a normal one.
Both the patient and the nurse herself reported passing flatus.
On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.
This patient has been under many psychiatrists in the past
The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.
The pelvic examination will be done later on the floor .
The patient has never been pregnant and denies any reason for this.
She was divorced last April. No other serious illness.
The patient was admitted with abdominal pain from the emergency room.
Patient was seen in consuItation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit tight on the abdomen and I agreed.
Patient stated that if she would lie down, within 2-3 minutes something would come across her abdomen and knock her up.
Preoperative diagnosis: herniated dick.
The patient is a three-year-old who has been vomiting off and on for twelve years.
The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
Dr. Blank is watching his prostate.
Sister Anna Maria is a Catholic nun who is currentIy in between missionaries.
The patient was advised not to go around exposing himself to other people.
Rectal exam is deferred because patient is sitting upright.
The patient was somewhat agitated and had to be encouraged to feed and eat himself.
The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him.
Coming from Detroit, Michigan, this man has no children.
Patient was admitted and suffered severe pain by Dr. Blank.
Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year-old white female, mentally alert but forgetful.
The infant was handed to the pediatrician, who cried spontaneously.
The patient was found to have twelve children by Dr. Blank.
Many years ago the patient had frostbite of the right shoe.
The patient is a 74-year-old white female who was brought to the ER by paramedics acutely short of breath.
After his release from Coronary Care, Dr. Blank worked him over.
Pain in his ear with inability to breathe through his ear .
The patient developed a puffy right eye, which was felt to be caused by an insect bite by an ophthalmologist.
The patient refused an autopsy.
The patient has no past history of suicides.
Patient left his white blood cells at another hospital.
Apparently the mother resented the fact that she was born in her forties.
Physician has been following the patient's breast for six years.
This unfortunate 45-year-old woman has known me for about eight years.
The patient is a 79-year-old widow who no longer lives with her husband.
The patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain in the past three days.
The patient is a smoker so will be admitted to a smoking bed.
He had a left-toe amputation one month ago. He also had a left above-knee amputation last year . She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints.
The operative field appeared in good condition, with no bleeding, and therefore the patient was terminated.
The patient experienced sudden onset of severe shortness of breath with a picture of acute pulmonary edema at home while having sex which gradually deteriorated in the emergency room.
Patient is separated from his wife, and he is also allergic to penicillin.
She had a seizure-her third one-and she fell and went unconscious. She was in a comma, and she never woke up.
The patient was bitten by a bat as he walked down the street on his thumb.
The young man was seen in my office complaining of involuntary seminal fluids emission during foreplay of several weeks' duration.
The sound of snoring is due to vibrations of the soft palate and the vulva at the back of the throat.
On examination here, she was having pain with intercourse.
Patient's wife hit him over the head with an ironing board, which now has six stitches in it.
For his impotence we will discontinue the meds and let his wife handle him.
She is quite hard of hearing. In fact, she can't hear at all in the left eye.
Her first and only child was born at age 44.
He was eating his tray so I didn't examine him.
The patient is a 65-year-old woman who fell, and this fall was complicated by a truck rolling over her
The patient was side-swiped by a car riding a motorcycle.
Healthy-appearing, decrepit 69-year-old white female, mentally alert but forgetful.
When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
' The patient is a 46-year-old, single, unemployed, retired Hell's Angel.
Further suggested that she avoid using toilet paper and use cotton underwear .
He states he hit his head on his forehead.
Her boyfriend also apparently has vaginal warts.
She is to refrain from sexual intercourse until I see her in the office.
The genitalia are normal in experience. I'm sorry ...appearance.
Chief complaint: Auto/pederast accident. History: The patient was a pederast and was struck by an auto mobile of unknown history.
He sleeps on a firm mattress with his legs straight up on his back.
I had an infection after the operation and was on antibiotics for two weeks before going home. There were still some minor pains in my testicles, but they disappeared.
She slipped into a comma on Thursday
Two years ago, a wart appeared on my left hand, which I wanted removed.
Since the patient stopped smoking, his smell is beginning to return.
The patient is a Catholic nun currently in between missionaries.
He was the first of eight children. His father died at seven.
She has striking red hair and matching brown eyes.
Patient stated that if she would lie down, within two or three minutes something would come across her abdomen and knock her up.
He has an allergy to asthma.
Patient has chest pains if she lies on her left side for over a year .
The patient and her husband are both trying to get pregnant.
She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states that she was very hot in bed last night.
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causes of death recorded early nineteenth-century :
Went to bed feeling well, but woke up dead.
Died suddenly, nothing serious.
Cause of death unknown; had never been fatally ill before.
Don't know; died without the aid of a physician.
Medical Terminology
Artery. The study of fine paintings.
Atrophy. A prize.
Bacteria. Inconveniently located room for serving food.
Benign. What you do after you be eight.
Cardiac. An automobile nut.
Cesarean section. A district in Rome.
Dilate. To live too long.
Genital. Non-Jewish.
Hemoglobin. Half the world.
Impotent. Distinguished, well known
Kidney. Young person's leg joint.
Medical staff A doctor's cane.
Nitrate. Lower than the day rate.
Organic. Church musician.
Protein. In favor of young people.
Seizure. Roman emperor.
Spine. A country next to Prance.
Tablet. A small table.
Urine. Opposite of "You're out."