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The new facilities will make it possible for babies to be born in Roosevelt Hospital for the first time.
A convicted sex abuser was sentenced to life in prison with the possibility of parole on Monday.
A federal court jury Tuesday rejected a $10 million lawsuit filed against the Nissan Motor Corporation by relatives of
a woman who claimed she was decapitated by her Sentra's automatic shoulder harness.
An oil spill was first reported to the Coast Guard in early May by a person who saw oil covered rocks walking along the
shore.
The Pleasant Lane School opened Sept. 6 to house fourth- and fifth-graders after being mothballed for five years.
The Sterling Recreation Department will begin selling tickets to see the Red Sox play at 6:30 p.m. in the Town Hall.
An owner of a Greenwich Village barbershop survived being shot in the neck as he slept by a gunman who
broke into his house at Queens.
The bride was given in marriage by her father, wearing a Victorian style dress with cathedral length train.
Midnight Express is a movie about a man who escaped from a Turkish prison where he had been mistreated with the help
of his girlfriend.
Wednesday morning, Gordon's oldest son Bill signed a national letter of intent with
Indiana University to play football for the Hoosiers in the family kitchen at 1374 Pond Drive in West Carston.
An investigation of the shooting in which Vincent was killed by 30 members of the Portland Police Department, showed the following. ...
During the height of the annual summer spawning runs, Ronnie Ackerman photographed a brown bear wallowing for salmon in a
secluded Alaskan stream with a Nikkormat camera and 300mm lens.
He ran outside and chased after the cat with a broomstick in his underwear .
Oh, still, it was delicious to sit near the well where a few trees had struggled and survived, gnawing on the salty stringy
meat and drinking beer.
Grilled in foil or alongside a ham, turkey, or chicken, those who shied away from onions
before will delight in this newfound vegetable.
Hunters have gained the right to hunt deer in the Illinois Supreme Court.
Hidden in the dining room breakfront, in a blue-enameled box bedecked with hand-painted flowers, Miriam Dagle keeps
the keys to 18 neighbors' houses.
The Tennessee Bureau of Investigation presented an eight-inch thick report on the alleged involvement of Vanderbilt
University officials in the distribution of illegal anabolic steroids to District Attorney Paul Rizzo.
A decade after his untimely death, a goal which he worked hard to establish, the awarding of an annual scholarship to
individuals pursuing real estate as a profession, has come to its fruition.
Mrs. Gruber was one of eight children born to F.R. and Gretchen Kremen on September 20, 1993, in Kingston.
Sayer's frozen sculptures are rolled out into a room-full of people, laden with iced shrimps and fresh fruits.
A new security device can detect a person approaching your home right through the walls.
Discovered at 5:06 P.M., the flames spread so rapidly that the first firemen on the scene were driven back to safety and leaped across three
street to ignite other buildingd
He suffered a small cut on the head, which needed three stitches, and some bruises.
Admiral Peary's daughter wrote that, if Peary's father had not died when he was two years old, the chances are that Peary
would have entered the family lumber business instead of becoming an Arctic explorer.
Two new booklets are available for South Carolinians who are survivors of head injuries and their families.
A city circuit court has awarded $3.5 million to a retired Bethlehem Steel worker who was exposed to asbestos and his wife.
Females should have the same athietic opportunities as males. It is an almost universal medical opinion that there is no
sport more dangerous to a girl than a boy.
"She went into the hospital after being bitten by a spider in a bathing suit"
"While doing laundry, a Cabot House student's lap-top computer was stolen"
The women in our country have legally had the right to choose abortion if pregnant for 26 years.
Tomorrow we may expect strong northwest winds reaching a gal in exposed places.
The cause of death was determined to be strangulation by the medical examiner.
"While jogging across the Curve Street Bridge at about 11:10 A.M., a large BFI truck crossed the bridge at a high rate of
speed, forcing a resident to the side"
"If nothing else, Jewel has certainly made her mark by being perhaps the first folksinger to regularly take the stage with
her guitar in four-inch heels and a miniskirt"
Mrs. Clinton said she found it "profoundly sad" that rumors circulated about her relationship with Vincent
Foster after his suicide last summer.
"Former hostage Terry Waite talks about five years of confinement in Beirut with Barbara Walters in a specially expanded
segment of 20/20 at 10 on Channel 5."
"Yoko Ono will talk about her husband, John Lennon, who was killed in an interview with Barbara Walters."
(1996) The diving and amateur sports community was in shock Thursday following disclosure by Olympic diver Greg Louganis,
who speaks freely of his contracting AIDS in a 20/20 interview with Barbara Walters to be broadcast on ABC tonight.
According to Anderson, Williams is Tyson' s friend and
should have known of Tyson's history as a serial buttocks fondler of black women, and a perpetrator of lewd and
disrespectful acts against black women of the most vulgar type.
Following the brawl at 5 East Broad St., Detective Delvecchio said, Officer Michael Murphy of the Farmington Police drove
down Orchard Street with his department's police dog addressing the crowd.
Another surgeon performed an amputation of the leg with the patient hypnotized four years later .
After investigating, Greenfield found that the Volkswagen was registered to Schmidt's girl-friend that he had been using.
The couple gets their antiques from a buyer in Los Gatos who accepts antiques on consignment from local persons in good
condition.
A clean-shaven Robert Downey, Jr., who walked into court wearing an orange jail jumpsuit with slicked-back hair,
told the judge he understood why the court's patience had run out.
The mother of the accused railway murderer said that God would judge her son in a news conference on Friday.
American Catholic theologians will have to wait and see the exact wording of a French document permitting the use of
condoms before engaging in theological debate.
The bride was given in marriage by her father, wearing her mother's wedding gown.
U.S. District Court order forced the Transit Authority to permit
advertisements promoting the use of condoms on trains.
Under the old policy, the superintendent was informed that a student was infected by the Department of Public
Education.
Prince Charles admitted committing adultery on television back in 1994.
A North Clarendon woman will undergo a psychiatric evaluation after she threatened to shoot three Vermont State Police
troopers tomorrow.
The poet showed up with socks up to his knees that didn't match.
Tagament is now available without a prescription for heartburn.
Mr. Cram lives with his wife, his high school sweetheart, and three sons.
Clinton's father died shortly before his birth.
Nathan Koenig, 19, of Riverside, was arrested for illegal consumption of alcohol by Monmouth police Saturday at 11: 14 P.M.
A six-year-old boy was found handcuffed to a bed by policemen.
The cause of the blaze has been determined to be arson by Sheriff Detective Ronald Walker.
The marriage was annulled in December 1969 on the grounds of adultery in the Philadelphia Colint Court.
The Nebraska legislature was asked to enact a law providing annulment of marriages of all couples who do not within three
years after the wedding have one or more children by Representative Mangan, Democrat of Omaha, who is a bachelor.
Former husband Alex Dudko and his daughter learned of "Red" Lucy's desperate mission to rescue her lover from the television
news.
The store clerk brought beer to the girls, who were waiting outside, in a plastic bag.
Subject still attends the Methodist Church, where he was married regularly.
The natives produce all manner of curios, the great majority of which appear to command a ready sale among visitors,
crude and commonplace as these frequently are.
I whispered a suggestion that we take a walk into her ear.
You probably got a letter warning you about the dangers of lead-contaminated water in your mail.
When my husband died, on the advice of my lawyer, I deeded my home to my two children.
This is Red Ribbon Week. Students are asked to pledge to be drug free this week at lunch.
One longtime resident recalled the days when Manhattan borough president Mary Slocumb used to stroll around the
neighborhood gathering signatures in long skirts.
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A man left Toronto for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and
was planning to meet him there the next day.
He decided to send his wife a quick e-mail, but missed one letter in the address, and his note was directed instead to an
elderly woman whose husband had passed away only the day before.
She let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint when she saw this note on the screen:
"Dearest Wife: just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Your loving husband.
a telegram that a man away on a business trip sent to his wife: 'Having a wonderful time. Wish you were her."
Each member of the U.S. Senate who signed in as "juror" for the historic impeachment trial of President Bill Clinton
received
as a souvenir the pen he or she had used. Each pen bore the words "Untied States Senator."
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"Mrs. Callison has long been known for her chastity(?)."
"Profane language will not be tolerated. Stern discipline will be death to any student guilty of this conduct."
(death instead of dealt)
Horace Mann School for the Dead and Hard of Hearing.
The report was signed by five faulty members of the university.(faculty)
The parking meters will permit parking for ten dents per hour.(cents)
The bride collapsed killing five people. (bridge)
The president, who has been sick for several days, is now in bed with a coed. (cold)
Each evening will consist of a four-curse menu.
Advanced Life Painting Studio. This group grows out of a need for professional artists to have an opportunity
to paint from the model. Tuition includes model feel. (fee)
Ms. Dwyer has been raising birds for many years and is credited with having the largest parateets in the state.
They were married and lived happily even after.
The new Miss America will be drowned later before a nationwide television audience. (crowned)
Mr. Ballard, who has been very ill the past week, is still under the car of Dr. Goldman.
In an obituary: He also leaves tight grandchildren.
A Census Bureau report revealed today that Southern girls do marry at an early urge.
Nothing brightens the garden like primrose pants!
James and Phoebe Cummings celebrated their 50th anniversary on May 26. They renewed their rows at St. Patrick's Cathedral.
Dip your soiled face in alcohol, rinse it in the liquid, and hang it out to dry. It may then be pressed.
Theses and dissertations: A quick guide to writhing in the social and physical sciences
Former nursing aide Gerald Lebow has been sentenced to pay $15 a month for flowers sent weekly to Willows Nursing Home for
20 years. It's part of his sentence for sexually touching a female under his car.
Most men make the mistake of not washing their faces thoroughly with hot soup and water before they begin shaving.
If we would only send young American tenors to stud abroad, they would return immensely improved.
He heard himself assailed as a self-centered financial executive who buttered his own beard.
He is visiting our town with the bitter half.
Many diabetic children learn quickly how to give themselves injections. Almost all are skilled in the procedure by the time
they are tight.
There are millions of desirable women who are unattacked and hungry for love.
Mr. and Mrs. Chester Lynes, of Philadelphia, are pictured here in Delphi, Greece, where they exploded antiques.
A jury awarded the family $1.5 million in compensatory damages and $10 million in punitive damages. After deducting
attorney's fees and expenses, the family received $4.96 in punitive damages, with the father recovering half and the
children splitting the difference.
He received his graduate degree in unclear physics.
During the current fiscal year, Kinney plans to increase the number of uninformed sergeants to a total of 42.
It is said that there are more golf curses per square mile in North Carolina than anywhere else in the world .
The best treatment for shock is to rape the patients in blankets.
He received his graduate degree in unclear physics.
And during the current fiscal year Kinney plans to increase the number of uninformed sergeants by 14, making a total of 42.
The commander had a firm but genital hold on his men.
Would She Climb to Top of Mr. Everest Again? Absolutely!
Alexander Hallilton was George Washington's closet companion.
David Cone's one-hitter was all but overshadowed by his rookie teammate'shitting.
He is a charismatic speaker and a major farce in politics.
Texatron is to get $1,500,000 via the Northern lreland Office to keep the textiles and carpet factory open for another
seven moths.
From September 17. The Fabulous New Production of OKLAHOMO!
Mrs. Clarence Greenough looked particularly neat and smart in her A.W.V.S. uniform after a long lay at headquarters.
Dr. Wanace suggests it is up to GPs to broach sex with teenagers. "I now routinely ask teenagers whether they have ever
had sex as part of the consultation, and I usually get a good response."
George Washington, "With respect to the Flower we find our Necessaties are not such as to require an immediate
Transportation during the Harvist."
He wrote "flagg" for flag, "ingagement" for engagement, and "centry" for sentry.
President Andrew Jackson :
"It's a damned poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word" .
P.S. It sure is hot down here. "
The question mark put there by the proofreader, who rightly guessed that
'charity' was meant, was overlooked.