There are web page designers among us (sort of)...
"We were taken from our computer."
"Thirty-six hours and they're already demonstrating more lameness than any of our others."
...unexploited by anyone with good sense...
"How many people will want to die because of what we thought up."
...escaped (and nobody missed us)
"Since we started writing, we've spent every moment with our finger on the backspace key."
"We Pretend we're writers with the ability to actually do this."
"The Centre doesn't even want to think they're alive."
"We try not to offend, but we are amused."
"Life's a gift."