Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing
nothing.
> One old lady turns to the other and asks,
>
> "Do you still get horny?"
>
> The other replies. "Oh sure I do."
>
> The first old lady asks, "What do you do about
it?"
>
>
> The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."
>
> After a few moments of pondering, the first old lady asks,
> "Who drives you to the beach?"
