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>>> TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
>>>
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>>> 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
>>> 9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time
>>> management course you sent me to."
>>> 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You
>>> probably got here just in time!"
>>> 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
>>> statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
>>> 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
>>> 5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
>>> stress. Are you discriminating toward people who practice Yoga?"
>>> 4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to
>>> our biggest problem."
>>> 3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
>>> 2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
>>> And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
>>> 1. " ... and in Jesus' name. Amen."
>>>