AOL Chat Room/IM Lies:
(lies, lies, lies, tell me those lies...hehehe)
No, I am not busy talking to anyone else ... computer is just
slow !!
Dah
Oh, I didn't seeing you last night, something is wrong with my
Buddy
List!
Oh, I didn't hear you come in, I've got my sound turned off!
Oops! The web window is in front of my buddy list, didn't see
you!
MAN! I kept getting booted last night ... got so frustrated I
signed off
for
the night. ( I actually went to privacy preferences to IGNORE
you! )
hehehe
SORRY THIS IS NOT WHO YOU THINK IT IS.. I AM A FRIEND JUST USING
THEIR
COMPUTER. THEY ARE OUT RIGHT NOW, I WILL TELL THEM YOU ASKED FOR
THEM.
No..I didn't fall asleep..I just don't type that fast....(
actually is
talking
with someone else)
So...not that I am that kind of guy..but what are your
measurements
if I may ask??? (meaning..I want to wack off to a sex symbol
here!!)
I could stand to lose a couple of pounds...(meaning..I am fat!
but you
can't see me! neener neener neener!)
"You are NOT ugly....and if you send me your picture I will
STILL talk
to
you..dont be silly"
"Yeah...I am not as blessed as some men...I only have 8
inches"
I can't talk right now, I'm busy writing email!
Yes, I am married but my wife doesn't understand me.
You sound like what I have been looking for.
We seem to have a lot in common.
I have never done this before.
really, I haven't been with a woman before.
Stocky, but not fat.
I make over $50,000 a year.
I am a professional student, or employer.
I like walks in the park and romance evenings
I can only be online after midnight.
I've been too busy lately to spend much time online. (by former
online
lover who "hides" now...LOL)
Sorry i didnt see you IM me last night, i must have just logged
off..............
I got an invite to the private room, thought it was you playing a
joke
on me.
When I got there, the room was empty, so I waited, thinking you
would
show up.
NO, I'm not cybering with someone. I'm talking to my mom and
sister in
a
private room!!
NO!!! I didn't cut you off, that damn AOL Booted me again!!
BRB, phone call (I have to admit I have used that one myself...
LOL)
or.... I'm in a private room exchanging wavs with a friend....
(yeah
right...
)
I'm a model
I'm 38D , hgt.5:8 ,wgt 125pds, Blue Eyes,Long Blond Hair, Full
lips,
petite
nose, Sorry I have no pics. I don't have a scanner yet.
In reality she's Small and round and close to the ground, A real
beast
on
wheels.
"I was uploading and could only watch"
"I'm out on the www, and didn't see you"
"SORRY, just had to let the pooch out"
What do you mean you can't see me on your buddy list? I should be
there.....aol must be having a problem......