A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty
communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the
shelf.
Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his
dick on the
counter, and puts down a five dollar bill next to it.
The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf- mute,
and then
picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated,
the deaf
mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language.
"Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford
to lose, you shouldn't
bet."