Two winos, Billy and Rick, woke up in an alley with a DIRE need for a
drink,
>but found they only had 80 cents between the two of them. "Say, I got an
>idea!" said Rick. He used the money to buy a hotdog from a street vendor,
then
>pulled Billy in a corner bar and ordered a round of bourbon. After downing
>them, seeing the bartender heading their way with the bill, Rick
>quickly inserted the hot dog in Billy's fly and began to suck on one end of
>it. "Get the fuck outta here, you goddamn fags!" shouted the bartender.
This
>worked equally as well at the next bar, the next, and all day-when they
>finally crawled back into the alley, dead drunk. "Ya see what ya can do
with a
>hotdog?!" slurred Rick cheerfully. "What hotdog?" laughed Billy. "We lost
the
>hot dog after the third bar!"