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>"Try To Put Out This Fire..."
>
>A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and
>told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the firehouse.
>Bell #1 rings, and we all put our jackets on. Bell #2 rings, and we all
>slide down the pole.
>Bell #3 rings, and we are on the truck and ready to go!"
>"So," he continues, "From now on, we're going to run this house the same
>way. When I say Bell #1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell #2, I
>want you to jump into bed and when I say Bell #3, we're going to make love
>all night!"
>The wife is agreeable with this arrangement.
>The next night, he came home from work and yelled,
>"Bell #1!"
>The wife took off all her clothes.
>"Bell #2!".....The wife jumped into bed.
>"Bell #3!"..... They began passionate loving...
>After two minutes, the wife yelled, "Bell #4!".....
>The husband asked "What the hell is this Bell #4?"
>"MORE HOSE!" she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE
>NEAR THE FIRE!"

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