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A Chinese couple is in bed. The husband says I want 69.
His wife says "why you want Beef and Broccoli now?"

A Polish family is sitting in the living room. The wife turns to the husband
and says "Let's send the kids out to P-L-A-Y so we can fuck.

How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital?
He's the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan.

How can you tell if a girl is a redneck?
She can suck a dick and chew tobacco at the same time, and know what to spit
and what to swallow.

Why don't Italians have acne?
It slides off.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong

What's the best thing about a blowjob?
10 minutes of peace and quiet.

Did you hear they came out with a new Selena doll?
Ken and Barbie needed a maid.

A Twatstika.

Definition of a nice Greek Boy....
A Greek boy who takes a girl out twice before screwing her brother.

Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they're not going to work in the future either.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo"

Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.

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