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All That Glitters...
The morning after a night on the town in Atlanta, Louis told
his buddy, Bernie about the Golden Club that he had been drinking
in. Everything in the club was lined with gold. The glasses had
a gold rim, the rail on the bar was plated with gold, even the
urinals were gold plated.
Bernie was ready to believe Louis until he mentioned the gold
plated urinals so he phoned the Golden Club. "Is it true
that
the glasses in your club have a gold rim?" Bernie asked.
"Yes, it's true" replied the voice on the other end.
"And is the rail on the bar plated with gold?" asked
Bernie.
"Yes, it sure is" was the reply from the other end.
"
"And, one more thing, is it true that the urinals are gold
plated?"
inquired Bernie.
Bernie could hear the person on the other end yell to the band,
"Hey Franky, I think I found that guy that took a leak in
your
saxophone last night!"