NEW SLANG DICTIONARY 2002:
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BADLY PACKED KEBAB
A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.
The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it, ie. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must have caught the beer scooter".
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
BREAKING THE SEAL
Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
Modern Slang for 'beers', eg. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen".
The female erection.
A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze.
Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her nipples simultaneously.
Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.
The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.
GOING FOR A McSHIT
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McShit With Lies.
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
The contents of a Wonderbra, ie. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually f*ck-all in there worth seeing.
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up,whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.
Untidy and unkempt pubic hair, eg. "That mumbler looks quite fit "
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
STARFISH TROOPER OR ARSETRONAUT
A deeply unattractive woman.
TART FUEL or BITCH PISS
Bottled Alcopops, eg. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.
A lady who goes down first time out.
UP ON BLOCKS
Menstruating, ie. out of action, a bit like a car in a garage, "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks".
WALLACE AND GROMIT
Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.
During a masturbation session, the eerie feeling that you're being watched with disgust by your dead relatives.
Rhyming Slang for 'cider', eg. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen".
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