A Continueing Argument
Feel free to join in, guys, with Edward vs. any of the ::grimace:: other love interests, not just necessarily jc. Have a list or point? Send it in! montana-holyfield@juno.com
by Fleur d'or
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1) He gives roses.
2) He whispers sweet french nothings.
3) He IS French.
4) He's a vampire.
5) He can protect Anita.
6) He's totally sexy and perfect.
7) He has a hot entourage.
8) He can chill you with his voice.
9) Sexy blue eyes.
10) Long black hair. Need I say more?
11) He's been around long enough to gain valuable "experience", if you know what i mean.
12) He's a survivor
13)He can take lead bullets and not go down
14) Two words...stretch limousine.
15) He's got money.
16)He never has to hire an interior decorator. He's got taste.
17) Great clothes. Skin tight leather pants. Drool.
18) Understands the importance of hottubs and silk sheets.
by Montana
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1 He gives weapons.
2 He speaks English when he talks to her. Anita likes to know what's being said to her, ya know?
3 He's American. France is totally overrated.
4 He's human. When you have a significant other, you appreciate the fact that they're human and not perfect, especially if you read the Anita books.
5 Anita pretty much only ever needs protection from the messes JC gets her into. Nicolaos ring a bell? Mr. Oliver? Alejandro? Serephina? And Edward's always there for backup.
6 Sure, if your definition of sexy is girlishly long hair, long eyelashes, a beautiful face, and girly ruffles on his shirt.
7 Edward doesn't need an entourage. He packs all his own heat.
8 And anita hates it.
9 Sexier blue eyes.
10 Once again, girly girly girly.
11 Yeah, he's experienced, with like...400 different people. Can you say man-whore? And AGE gap?
12 Edward's still around, isn't he?
13 Edward doesn't LET anyone shoot him.
14 One word...Hummer.
15 He's got money, from killing things like JC. There's a message here somewhere....
16 Edward's got taste...southwestern style. Yeah.
17 Black leather dusters. Cowboy hats. ::drool:: And don't forget, that man knows how to accesorize! Flame thrower. Mini uzi. ::more drooling::
18 Understands the importance of clean guns and sharp knives.