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Dear Death,
An idea that seems to often be present in fanfics is that you, as Edward, manage to get Anita pregnant. Now, I have no problem with that, better her than Donna I say, but I can't help but wonder...how would you react when you first found something like that out? And could you give Larry some "unofficial" pointers? the kid really needs to learn more about the line of business he's in.
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Hmm. An interesting question. I think if I were to ever really find Anita pregnant by my…hand, and other body parts, I would probably, and naturally be surprised at first. Of course, even though a child is not the best burden to carry in the dangerous situations we constantly live it, it would be impossible to ask her to abandon the child. So, in other words, to avoid getting my ass shot off with the Uzi I gave her, I would have to grin and bear it.
And as far as Larry, I guess some pointers could be in order. Pointers makes me think of bullets, which makes me think the kid deserves his own box of homebrewed holywater ammunition.
Yours truly,
Death |
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I have a hit request for Death. I am in the military, and I would reallly appreciate it if Edward would make my life alot easier by killing Saddam Hussein for me. I would really appreciate it.
Thanks
Maestro
Dear Death,
I've enjoyed watching your...disposal...of unloved and unwanted characters,
and wondered how you would take out other well-known and hated men: Saddam
Hussein and/or Osama bin Ladin.
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Where I am responding to these letters a little late, I still managed to get the job done. |
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Little did they know, I planted those nice plump rats, filled with nice plump pellots of poison. Brought to you courtesy of the red white and blue….but only because they pay more.
Regards,
Death |
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Dear Death,
I have a deal for you. We all know Nathaniel is helpless right? So how freaking easy would it be to kidnap him. Anita comes looking for him, you can take Anita and leave Nathaniel for me. Sound good? Or if you want more of a challenge you could kidnap Damian or Raphael. Either way Anita will come.... Or all three.... *drifts off* .... *drool*..... Oh hi sorry. So whaddya say Edward? We got a deal?
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Hmm. An interesting proposal indeed, (once I got past the dried drool spots on your letter). So here’s the deal. I will kidnap the vampire for you (probably the biggest challenge), and leave him in your basement for your perusal. But I think I can only hold Anita off for one night, that woman has a will of steel. So use your time wisely.
THE KIDNAPING |
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It was almost too easy. He’s waiting for you in your basement. So while I’m distracting Anita…remember, you only get him for one safe night. Any longer, and you’re on your own w/ Anita and her browning.
Regards,
Death |
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Dear Death, Do you like kitties? Because this black haired were-leopard has fondness for torture. I'm already an assassin, and I need a partner in the business. I would love to be your apprentice to become a better assassin. Will you teach this kitty to be a better killer?
~Cassiopea the wereleopard |
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Although an interesting proposal, I think I need not remind you of my aversion to lycanthropes. It’s hard enough accepting all that Anita has become. Taking on an apprentice of the furred genre, that I would not only have to watch my back for a bullet, but claws as well, would be a chore I can do without.
Regrets,
Death |
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