Disclaimer: Many of these ideas don’t belong to me, and were made up by my friends. I’m just the one who puts them into writing ^_^ Anyway, the whole “Eagle working at Subway” thing was developed by Darth Bond and CloudyNight. The Zechs beer hat was originally thought of by Pretti-Chibi, and further developed by DarkChild, CloudyNight, aaaaaaaannnnnnnnd..........me. LoL.
None of the MKR characters in this belong to me, although I’d be the happiest person in the entire universe if I at least had Eagle and Lantis. Zechs doesn’t belong to me, Subway doesn’t belong to me, neither do Wal-Mart, Dominoes, the Chinese restaurant on Main Street, Sony, Taco Bell, Wendy’s, or CandyLand. I just write psychotic stories that involve Magic Knight Rayearth people working at them.
I got the whole idea for this from “Gundam Wing McDonald’s”, but I don’t think this will be much like it. I didn’t write that story, nor do I have any idea who did. I just think it’s funny.
And remember, all flames will be used to burn Fuu in my backyard!!!!
.....But I do own Nova’s giant mustard super-soaker ^_^
MKR Mount Pleasant
“The Many Battles of Sandwich Artists Eagle and Nova”
(Scene is Subway, a normal Subway, not one of those dumb Subway Express things. Eagle is sitting on the floor, wearing a Subway uniform, with his headband thing complete with popper on. He is popping the popper)
Eagle- Heh, heh, heh, hehhehhehheh.....
Nova (runs behind counter from the ever-elusive back room) Hey Eagle, guess what?
Eagle- (pop. Turns around) What?
(Nova whips out Super-Soaker that is filled with mustard, and she has one of those mustard-filled backpacks on her back. She squirts mustard all over Eagle.)
Nova- (Laughs maniacally)
Meanwhile, next door at the Chinese place....
Aska- Sang Yung! We need some more white rice! Elder! Are those egg rolls done frying yet?
Sang Yung and Elder- Coming right up, Aska-sama!
(Aska does evil laugh thing where she puts her hand over her mouth)
(All of a sudden, a turkey sub with cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayo appears in front of Aska.)
Aska- Oooh, my favorite! (she goes to pick up the sandwich but it keeps moving away from her. She keeps following it and it keeps moving away)
Eagle- (who is holding and reeling in a fishing pole) Heh, hehhehheheh. Get the sub, Aska.....he he he hehe.
(Nova comes up behind him and squirts him with mustard. Eagle growls, then goes back to reeling in Aska’s sub)
Eagle- Heh heh heh......
(Nova whacks Eagle in the head)
Nova- Hey, fisherman! We got a customer!
(Eagle stands up, wipes the mustard from his face, and puts on his cutesy eyes-closed smile)
Eagle- May I take your order?
Clef/Customer- Hey, don’t I know you from somewhere?
Clef/Customer- Oh, okay. Well then, I’ll take a 6 inch on white pizza sub with pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, sauce, mushrooms, and black olives.
Eagle- Coming right up!
(He goes to work, still with that smile on his face, humming “Run” and is not even paying attention to what he’s doing. He then puts the sub into the microwave and puts it on for 2 seconds. 2 seconds later, it beeps. He takes it out, wraps it up, and puts it in a bag for Clef. Clef takes the sandwich, pays his $2.64, and walks happily out of the store. He doesn’t know that Eagle gave him a ft. long on wheat Italian Sub with pepperoni, salami, lettuce, tomato, American Cheese and Italian dressing)
Eagle- Pop, pop, pop. (he continuously pops the popper on his head)
(Nova is sitting around, bored as ever, and Eagle continues popping. Suddenly, Nova is struck with a bright idea)
Nova- Hey, Eagle! I bet I can drink more soda from the soda fountain than you can!
Eagle- You’re on!
Ascot/Narrator- And the battle begins! Who will come out on top in the great soda drinking competition? Will Master Pimp Clef ever discover that Sandwich Artist Eagle has made a dire mistake in the making of his sandwich? Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of “MKR Mount Pleasant”!