Okay, so no one's asked us any questions yet, but we're going to answer some anyway.
Q: When did you guys meet?
A: We met each other online on July 15th, 2000.
Q: So when did you guys start dating?
A: You're not going to believe this, but our first date was July 19th, 2000. It was love at first sight, I swear.
Q: Don't you guys ever fight, and if so, why don't you put that on the website? That would be juicy!
A: You're one of those sick people that takes pleasure in other people's pain, aren't you? Well, bollocks to you, I say! Sure, we fight. Doesn't every couple? However, after 3+ years of dating, you learn to deal with each other very well. We'd rather keep that information private and show you guys the good stuff in life. That's what keeps us going and makes this world a better place. If you're really interested in a website about a couple who fights all the time, visit Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About by Mil Millington. Funny stuff that.
Q: Do you guys sell Brian T-shirts?
A: Not currently, but for our extra-special fans, we just may do anything. ;)