What are you still doing here? I *told* you there's nothing to know! Do you really want to know stuff about me that bad that you're still here at my page hoping that something on this page will tell you about me and you will learn something that no one else knows, not even my boyfriend, and you will feel so good about yourself because I told you something that I've never told anyone else before and you gain your kicks from that? Do I have to tell you something about me in order to satisfy you and get you off my page?
Errrrrrgh... you're never going to leave, are you? I absolutely have to tell you something cool to get you to leave, don't I? Well, fine then... I'll tell you a joke...
Q. How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?
A. Make an "About Me" page that says nothing about you and has lots of blank space.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's my favorite one!!!!! Hope you enjoy it as much I did! To see more cool jokes, click here!
Hey, you want to know another joke?
Too bad.
Q. How do you frustrate an idiot?
A. Put a link on your page that just looks like one, but isn't.
HEEEHEEHEE!!! I can't believe you're still here. I really can't. Why in the world would you take this much time out of your boring life to view my page and read all this crap? I guess if you're still here, you truly do deserve to read some information about me.
Well, here goes nothing... literally...
I'm 18 years old, from Michigan. I've grown up here, and I intend on staying close to Michigan all my life. I've had a rough childhood, but things are looking a lot better now that I'm in high school, and I have lots of friends.
I started off my school career at a Lutheran preschool. There I met a lot of the people that would come to torment me in the future. However, I only went to preschool there and when it was time for me to go to kindergarten, I went to our local public schools. I went there until I was done with 2nd grade when my mother decided that I needed a Christian education. It was then that she decided to put me back in the Lutheran school from 3rd grade until 7th grade when I couldn't stand it anymore. Over those years, I learned that I didn't like sports that much cuz I wasn't all that good at them. I had known since kindergarten that computers were my calling, and I spent most of my time playing video games, writing programs in BASIC, and calling local BBS's (for those of you who aren't old-school, bulletin board systems -- local online communities, basically). I made a lot of my friends that way and even went out with someone I met there, but that didn't last. It wasn't until I left Christian school halfway through the 7th grade to go back to public school that I really became social.
High school has been a lot more rewarding to me because I've met a lot of cool people and realized that I have true talent in the arts, music, and drama as well. Since I started going to high school, I've taken interest in many things. For example, my freshman year, I was a cheerleader and on the Super Science Team. The next year I got involved in our school play and by my junior year, I was also a member of the science team and the Treasurer for our Super Science Team. (Yes, they are two different things.) During my junior year, I did a lot of thinking and realized some things about myself. For one thing, I didn't enjoy cheerleading as much as I originally did, and I wanted to get back into tap dancing which I had done regularly before I entered high school. During the summer between my junior and senior years of high school, I met the most wonderful guy in the world to whom this page is dedicated, and I decided to enroll at the local technology center for Computer Technology Management (this page is an assignment for that class). Here, I have learned much about web design and programming, and I'm preparing myself for a Computer Science or Computer Information Systems major at Saginaw Valley State University.
There, did that satisfy you? I hope it did cuz I'm really tired of typing stuff about myself. Now leave. I mean it. GO!