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After yet another 12 hours of ball-busting labor at the post office, Bukowski
finishes up one of his sex stories for an underground Los Angeles newspaper...

Bukowski thinks: This story about eating balls seems kind of crazy, but what the hell, Open City will buy it...

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Readers of Bukowski's story confuse his fictional account of cannibalism
as fact, not fiction.  Amused by the confusion, he plays along with
the public's perception of him as a testicle-eating wild man.

Bukowski says: After a hard day at the track, nothing beats a cold beer and a handful of balls!

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Guests at Bukowski's bombed-out Hollywood apartment mistook a casual remark about courage as if he were trying to make a deal for his favorite afternoon snack!

Bukowski says: Anybody can expose their genitals at night.  After two p.m. in the afternoon it took some balls. (Quote from story 'Nut Ward Just East of Hollywood')

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Bukowski was slow to realize the impact his imposture was
having on the reading public, especailly in Europe...

Bukowski wonders: Why did those guys grab their crotches and run away when they say me?

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In fact, some of his later work only reinforced the impression.

Covers of novels BALLS ON RYE and SCROTUM by Bukowski

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Concerned by newspaper reports of testicle-eating at poetry readings,
Bukowski comes clean in a nationally televised performance.

Bukowski says: Listen, all that shit I wrote about eating balls, you know?  Just kidding.  Next poem is...

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And even today, visitors to his final resting place are
reminded to not take Bukowski too seriously.

Bukowski grave marker with motto: DON'T TRY BALLS

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